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Item! Gender controversy in Berlin!

South African runner Caster Semenya smoked the field yesterday to win the 800 meters. Some say this is because she is a gifted athlete and a hard worker. Some others say that she is a he.

The questions are being taken seriously enough that Semenya has taken a gender test to prove her junk is female.

Admittedly, this interview doesn't bode well for a feminine claim. There's a hint of a 'stache and a Barry White delivery.



There are also unconfirmed reports that Semenya DVR's Entourage, hunts lions on the Serengeti plains with machine guns, owns the Die Hard boxset and whizzes standing up.

I am seriously considering insisting on a gender test for Echowood before we do another 3 Chords & the Truth on the grounds that he has a cat.

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Test all you want, but have you seen me run the 100?

said Echowood on August 20, 2009 12:31 PM.

"The test, which takes weeks to complete, requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender."

See, how the hell am I supposed to enjoy myself with young ladies in Bangkok if I have to go through all this rigmarole every time?

said Scaramouch on August 20, 2009 12:35 PM.

Sometimes the journey is part of the reward, Boss.

said Johnny Wright on August 20, 2009 12:44 PM.

"I am seriously considering insisting on a gender test for Echowood before we do another 3 Chords & the Truth on the grounds that he has a cat."

He has a cat and gets his nails done. Ask him what his favorite Barbara Streisand album is. That should tell you something.

said E on August 20, 2009 1:53 PM.

This may take weeks to complete.

said Johnny Wright on August 20, 2009 2:00 PM.

"There's a hint of a 'stache and a Barry White delivery."

Maybe she/he is Greek?

said Baierman on August 20, 2009 2:19 PM.

So that's what my high school prom date's been up to all these years.

said Jeem on August 20, 2009 4:35 PM.

If you hold a person upside down, holding them by their feet, and they curl up toward their shoes like a letter "U", then they're a he. If they just hang there and vomit, then they're a she ... works every time.
I learned that when I was raising chickens ... I don't see why it wouldn't work for when a guy is "dating" though, or in a situation where you need to know ...

said Ben Lurkin on August 20, 2009 5:21 PM.

Ben Lurkin is a like a scientist.

said Johnny Wright on August 20, 2009 5:31 PM.

That's a man, man.

said Pauly Sparerib on August 20, 2009 7:17 PM.

Does anyone want to handicap this story? I have it at 6-5 and pick 'em there's fruit and 2 veg.

said Johnny Wright on August 20, 2009 7:41 PM.
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