It's anti-Megan Fox day.
And since we don't really post anything about this beautiful starlet, I figured we could.....make fun of her.
So Caption this...

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'I love you E.' She said, as she slowly disrobed.
Oh I’m a gummy bear.
Yes I’m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear.
I’m a jelly bear.
Cause I´m a gummy bear.
Oh I’m a movin’ groovin’ jammin’ singing gummy bear.
Oh yeaoooh.
Dude needs to shave his pubes..his bush is growing in as thick as a bear.
Pooh: "There, now. Isn't this a clever disguise?"
Megan Fox: "What are you supposed to be?"
Pooh: "I'm a little, fluffy condom, of course. "
Megan Fox: "Silly old bear."
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Gallactica.
I'm popping bear.
Mr. Bear meet Ms. HoneyPot.
That's one helluva hemorrhoid you've grown there you little pooh bear you ...
psst.. can you believe those assholes over at ybnby were arguing over who was better, dylan or bolton? they didn't even mention conway twitty. bitches.
The photoshoot proceeded, but Johnny knew that no accessory made his look so complete as a Greek fisherman's cap.
Nice, Tim.
psst.. plus, dylan was in one of the coolest westerns ever. what western has bolton ever been in?
Him: Please touch it. Please touch it. Please touch it. Please touch it.
Her: Get it away. Get it away. Get it away. Get it away.