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I'm Old Greg!
Screen shot from Oscar the Grouch.
Apparently it's Oscar material.
"pssst...wanna buy some weed?"
"I'm Old Greg!" -- You owe me a new keyboard, Chad.
Girl staring: "This reminds me I HAVE to trim my bush."
That's how a real vegan looks like.
Sometimes a girl can’t help feeling a little blue.
When everything’s a mess, my favorite thing to do…
Is mow the lawn
Mow my lawn
Mow it! Do it! Cut it! Trim it!
Some bushes are really big (wink!)
Some gardens are mightly small (giggle!)
What ever shape your topiary
It’s easy to trim them all
Whenever I see a weed
I mow that rascal down
So all that’s left for me to see
Are tulips on a mound
So mow the lawn
(uh-oh uh-oh)
Mow the lawn
(uh-oh uh-oh)
Cousin It meets hard times.
In the early days, the D.C. Sniper had difficulty adapting his methods to the urban environment.
Well dearie, at least no one will notice that godawful gigantic zit on your nose.
Call of Duty fans have gotten a little out of hand
These are all good, but Chad's first one made me choke on my coffee.
Chia homeless ? Cha Cha Cha homeless.
wow, you've really let yourself grow.
Swamp thing 2: Subway Boogaloo
That lady is thinking - 'This is the last time I go on a blind date from e-harmony!'
Old Greg is thinking - 'I'm so getting lucky tonight!'
Sarah was dubious of Brad's claim he was a "fun guy"
want to see my mangina?
And sporting YBNBY's last Caption Competition prize...
So I see Cousin It has spent the last few years in Jamaica.
Randy Moss rarely gets recognized in the off-season.
Back home in the swamp he could best be described as forgettable, but in the big city Claude became a different man.
No matter how many times I see it, Japanese porn never fails to freak me out.
thank you for the lovely swamprat coat. now piss off.
Karen was shocked when the man asked if she'd like to touch his mossy place, but her doctor had advised she get more vegetables in her diet.
"What's the next stop? I'm trying to get in the Garden?"
"...my dad sent me out to get a haircut and a bottle of Bailey's. Actually, he's my dad AND my mom."
You'll have to change at Times Square for the Black Lagoon train.
Cousin It's love child with a sloth emerges from the jungle in search of his long lost father.
The *other* Kate Moss.
Not quite as famous.
A sniper out of his element.
Wow, that's quite the yeast infection you have there... someone needs a little freshin' up
A aspiring actor is caught on camera on his way to a reading for an udated movie version of "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters."
What you think, to much bush??
"...So I told her, 'Hay, that's the last straw, I'm tired of being treated like dirt--I'm just not going to take it lying down any more!'..."
Sgt Masters knew his camo training would pay off someday, and finally it had...
Hi, I'm Bear Grylls. This week on "Man vs. Wild" I'm gonna show you how to survive in the NY City Subway System.
Women, "So, who are you picking in the first round of the fantasy draft?"
Greenie, "Prolly Randy Moss."
She's not on weed, the weeds on HIM!
No officer, this grass is just for personal use!
Who am I? Oh, I'm the member of the Fantastic Four they never talk about...the Human Zoysia!
who am I? Oh, I'm the member of the Fantastic Four they never talk about...the Human Zoysia!