$10 says MTV owns 50,000 copies.

It's all about creating momentum. If the book tanked, and I'm sure it's a major piece of shit, it would have been the nail in the coffin. Buying ones way to the top is probably pretty common. That being said, I'm pretty skeptical about the data.

Not that I disagree with you about America getting dumber. I just think there is much better evidence out there. The fact a shameless sell-out corporation (MTV) miraculously spews forth a book by some talentless pop culture flavor-of-the-month is less than credible testimony. Sounds more like cloak and dagger.

I'll take the over on 50,000 Jimbo.

Bilderberg groop wantz Amurica to be dum. Whycome you canst understands it?

Lauren Conrad is doing her part to get her fans to read. She like a hot spokesgirl for R.I.F. She should be applauded. You two should be ashamed of yourselves!

I'm kidding of course.

I am ashamed of myself, just not for this.

Just out of curiosity, do you think that Lauren Conrad can even read her own book? I mean we all know she didn't WRITE the thing...

Well Sheriff, since I do enjoy handicapping crap, I'll say it's 65-1 that Lauren can read her own book. And 250,000-1 she can sound out all the words in it.

And yes Cindy, I'm sorry, Nell Carter died. I wanted you to hear it from me.

Can anyone pinpoint where my cryptic shirt comes from? 77 points to the winner.

Singles

77 points to Krigger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtuakvfWUzw

I forgot, if you've never seen "Gap Fat," you need to. This is the only place I could find it:

http://video.timnhanh.com/hthang79/clip/gap-fat-commercial.35A6E176.html