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3 Chords & the Truth Episode #14: Stay Out of the Water
As with many of you reprobates, Shark Week means a lot to Echowood and myself. It's a borderline holiday. Like the first 4 days of March Madness for me or when Clay Aiken plays the Wamu Theater for Echo.

From the Meat Packing District, we ramble on about Shark Week and a few other items. You're not going to believe this, but somehow during a shark discussion, I jumped off on a monkey tangent. What are the odds?



Come on Discovey Channel, can we please have Monkey Week? I'll give that idea for a small finders fee and an executive producer credit. Seems like a fair deal, corporate suits.

As promised, a little clip of the Tony Danza masterpiece Going Ape!



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Hey Echo, Looking very tan. Have you been getting some sun friend or douching it up and hitting the beds?
Hey Johnny, Looking rather pale and pasty.
You looking after yourself? Eating alright there buddy?
Your mother and I a worried about you.

said Frank the Tank on August 5, 2009 3:00 AM.

The Scottish don't tan. We blister.

said Johnny Wright on August 5, 2009 3:10 AM.

and drink. you forgot to add that part jw.


they also seem to have a fetish for monkies. if fetish is the right word.

said phatlard on August 5, 2009 4:09 AM.

Not only am I tan, but it looks like I'm also sporting wood. What's up with that?

said Echowood on August 5, 2009 11:15 AM.

Nice, guys. Go on for a half hour about the wonderful urban beautification project while showing your audience a chain link fence and Echo's wood.

said Don't Swayze Bro on August 5, 2009 11:28 AM.

I can't beleive you guys forgot to mention "Every Which Way But Loose"

Best. Monkey. Movie. Ever!

said Sheriff Pablo on August 5, 2009 11:41 AM.

We also forgot to mention that we saw Glen Hansard, Markéta Irglová, and Edward Norton. It was a good day for celebrity sightings on the Highline.

said Echowood on August 5, 2009 11:59 AM.

That Clyde, what a scamp.

said Johnny Wright on August 5, 2009 12:03 PM.

Clyde flippin' the bird - comedy gold.

said krigger228 on August 5, 2009 6:11 PM.

"Not only am I tan, but it looks like I'm also sporting wood. What's up with that?"

Probably because you were talking about Johnny's mom.

So did you guys hide your camera in a bush or do people just not give a crap that you are filming?

said Jimbo on August 6, 2009 8:31 AM.

The camera was just sitting on a bench. Some noticed and went around, some didn't see it and true New Yorkers saw it, didn't care and walked in front of it anyway.

said Johnny Wright on August 6, 2009 8:46 AM.

I think New York should change it's nickname from "The city that never Sleeps" to "The City that doesn't Give a Shit"

You could print up tee shirts that say "New York: 'Cause Fuck you, That's why"

said Sheriff Pablo on August 6, 2009 12:11 PM.

Print 'em up pally and I'll sell 'em in Times Square. 3 for $10.

said Johnny Wright on August 6, 2009 5:54 PM.

Echo, you look like a California boy with your tan and plaid shorts. It's a good look for you, and I, personally, don't mind that you appear to be sporting wood.

Johnny, feel free to jump on a monkey tangeant at any time. We like monkeys. Even if they fling poo. In fact, that might be why people adore them so much. Because they're sick like that. Carry on.

said Vicky on August 9, 2009 10:31 AM.

What, I don't look like a California beach bum?

said Johnny Wright on August 9, 2009 2:13 PM.

You could be a beach bum, but I would need to see your hair longer and a beard

said Vicky on August 10, 2009 12:01 PM.
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