Lately people have been painting tiny mustaches on black dudes and referring to Israelis as "Hitler." And boy, is Der Führer pissed.

(Yes, you've seen this scene from 2004 German film Der Untergang repurposed a zillion times by now, but this has got to be the best one yet.)

Here's a helpful term you may want to remember for future reference.

Motorboating: The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

Since that's not descriptive enough, here's an example.

From the Sports/Prosthetic Penis Desk...

(That's a very small department here at the YBNBY Home Office.)

In 2005, Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was passing through security at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. The knuckleheads at TSA saw something odd in the x-ray. "Sir, what is this huge fake schlong doing in your carry-on?"

That turned out to be the infamous "Whizzinator." A device originally intended to help stoners and juicers to beat drug tests. The gadget came "as a kit complete with dried urine and syringe, heater packs (to keep the urine at body temperature), a false penis (available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black) and instruction manual." Smith was later suspended for the season after a third violation of the NFL's substance abuse policy. Tom Sizemore has also been busted with one.

Somehow, the offending fake wiener came up for auction. You would think that folks would bid not to take the thing home. But Matt Little, owner of the Buster's Sports Bar & Grill in Mankato, thought the dick would make a great addition to the joint's decor. Matty ponied up $750 clams for Smith's Whizzinator. The fake penis will be encased in glass in the bar's memorabilia section for all to see. Makes perfect sense, Matt.

How about a nice Warren Moon jersey? Can I get a nice Warren Moon jersey!?!

How many heads does it take to make a hip hop beat?
About 9, plus 4 musicians.

Enjoy this cut from Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs

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Thanks to the Daily What

A bra maker has invented a Shock Absorber bra.
You know to put an end to excess boob bouncing.

To illustrate the evils of this action, they created a bounce-o-meter.

Type in your cup size, level of activity and then see a flash video of the bouncing.

My guess is women are supposed to be happy with the results of the clothed image (bra at work) on the right.
While guys, well, lets just say it's interesting to play around with the variety of jiggle you can create on the left.