What's with kids today?
They're just too clean cut.
Get with the program sweetheart, how about a bone through your nose?
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It was 11:33 on a Thursday night when Chris Hansen's Blackberry buzzed loudly. The message from the executive producer of To Catch a Predator read:
Hey Snuggy Bear. Just wanted to pop this creepy kid on your radar. We'll be featuring him on our 15th anniversary show. Perverted Justice already attached a LoJack to his skateboard see they can monitor him. Love and kisses. Goodnight.
There are unconfirmed reports that representatives from Megan's Law put a warning sign in the kids front yard as a precaution.
Hey Snuggy Bear. Just wanted to pop this creepy kid on your radar. We'll be featuring him on our 15th anniversary show. Perverted Justice already attached a LoJack to his skateboard see they can monitor him. Love and kisses. Goodnight.
There are unconfirmed reports that representatives from Megan's Law put a warning sign in the kids front yard as a precaution.
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