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{ July 27, 2009 }

That's How to Lose Weight?

Posted by Baierman

16 Comments

Or, if you prefer, "That's how you lose weight!!!!"

Shake the Weight is the most suggestive product since Thigh Master.

This video proves it.

Just wait for the demonstration to kick in....

Shake It Off Ladies

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16 Comments

Ladies in New York, don't bother wasting $19.95 on expensive equipment. I can show you a way to achieve the same results with the same type opf exercise AND have ME pay YOU $19.95 for the pleasure. Call me.

said Scaramouch on July 27, 2009 5:42 PM.

I think my Cousin Larry said it best.... "This is...ReeeDICKuLous!"

said Baierman on July 27, 2009 5:46 PM.

1. That is highly suggestive.
2. Scara - I was thinking the same thing.

said E on July 27, 2009 7:53 PM.

i can see the lawsuits pouring in. thousands of fat polish women chipping teeth all over the country.

said phatlard on July 27, 2009 8:05 PM.

I don't see what the problem is. It looks like a feasible workout option, and for a price that low, its a steal. I think all women should by this, so they can better stroke my co.....I mean, tone those arms.

said Your Mom's New Boyfriend on July 27, 2009 9:03 PM.

the only thing they missed was getting the models to shake with their mouths open at the same time.

said Ernesto on July 27, 2009 10:50 PM.

Just when I thought the tone couldn't be any lower

said Scaramouch on July 27, 2009 11:39 PM.

Eh, it would have to be for more than 6 minutes a day.

said Jason on July 28, 2009 9:31 AM.

This product is missing an obvious feature. Ice Cream Maker!

Insert the ice, cream and flavor ingredients in the patented cylinder. When it starts squirting out the top, it's READY!

said Tim on July 28, 2009 11:41 AM.

I wonder how long it'll take the porn industry to "parody" and exploit Shake Weight.

said Baierman on July 28, 2009 4:33 PM.

Could they possibly invent a one fisted version for the more "average" weight loss enthusiasts? Geeeeez ...

said Ben Lurkin on July 28, 2009 5:58 PM.

I'm sure we can be even lower than this.

Very good point Ben Lurkin, many people might develop "weight loss envy"

said Ernesto on July 28, 2009 7:39 PM.

"This tool is really good for working your hand job muscles."

// It doesn't sound so hot when you imagine Billy Mays saying that though.

said E on July 28, 2009 9:13 PM.

And if that weren't enough we'll throw in the double headed one for free! Just pay shipping and handling.

said Ernesto on July 28, 2009 11:49 PM.

handling *guffaw*

said Scaramouch on July 29, 2009 1:26 AM.

seeing this thing brings new hope for the pocket pussy.

said phatlard on July 29, 2009 3:01 AM.

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