Why can't all headlines be that direct? Wouldn't it make life better? Such as these; "Economy Takes Massive Dump: You're Screwed." Or "Society Heading to Hell on a Speedboat." Or, better yet, "OJ Simpson Kills Two People." Let's get on this Associated Press. In Mexico City, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez moonlighted as the magical midget wrestling duo La Parkita (Little Death) and Espectrito Jr. Midget wrestling has a grand tradition in Mexico. Like mariachi bands and murder. There are superstars like Mascarita Sagrada, a 4 foot 5 inch dynamo.
La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. just wanted a night on the town. They booked a couple hookers for an evening of entertainment. Then it appears that the ladies of the night drugged, robbed and killed the brothers. Not cool, whores. Not cool.
YesButNoButYes mourns their loss.
Now I wish you luck in not picturing two midget brothers in luchador masks having sex with Mexican hookers. Happy Monday.
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Seriously, Johnny, that's all I needed in my morning. To picture their orgy. Now I need brain wash...
Just twisting my moustache and cackling... Bwa ha ha ha!
Might the ghost of the golden shower grannies spook your dreams for the eternity...
Well played, Leo.
Let's call it a tie and we never mention it again, ok?
I'm spooked too.
hahahaha
Fair enough. Joga bonito.
Best. Headline. Ever.
However, I believe what you meant to say was, "Not cool, FAKE whores. Not cool." Let's not besmirch the other legitimate, hard-working ladies of the evening, shall we?
larga vida al enano luchadores !
And this didn't replace the Jackson circus as top news story???? What kind of world do we live in!!!!?????
Jeem is always looking out for the hookers.
Nnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!1!one!
Not La Parkita! Now I'm going to have my roommate hit me with a steel chair in memoriam.
sorry for the wrestling communities loss in mexico. maybe we could get a ghost whisperer to talk the twins into paying a visit to neverland and laying some smack down for all eternity?
a better headline would read "Economy Takes a Dump: And We're Out of TP"
That's not bad, Ned.