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Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway


Awesome doesn't even come close to describing this new T Shirt from Threadless. Three Wolf Moon meets Keyboard Cat is a tshirt mashup that will have your grandchildren scratching their heads one day going "WTF?" And we have one to give away!!!

So why break with tradition? It's the second Caption Competition today, but the only one where you can win a T Shirt with not one, but THREE keyboard cats. Plus moon. So add your Caption in the comments to the above photo, and the winner will get the T shirt (or maybe one that's never been worn.) .

Competition rules. I'll announce the winner when I'm good and ready, and choose indiscriminately and with bias, favoring those ladies with hot avatar pictures. This in no way affects your constitutional rights. Porno mustache & glasses not included. End of rules.

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Any suggestions on how I could make my avatar picture hot?

said Miss Cellania on July 21, 2009 1:33 PM.

"I'm here for the gangbang..."

said aaron on July 21, 2009 1:33 PM.

'How does a guy like me rate a shirt this awesome?'

said E on July 21, 2009 1:36 PM.

Two Meme's One Shirt.

said E on July 21, 2009 1:36 PM.

aaron, i think you missed the perfect "I'm only here for the pussy" opportunity actually.

said Scaramouch on July 21, 2009 1:37 PM.

Looks like Keyboard cat will be on Reno 911 sometime soon.

said Friggan on July 21, 2009 1:37 PM.

Nobody believed Baierman's claims to be more 'hip and leading edge' during the 90's until screen tests for the porn flim "Seymour Moon: The Pussy Whisperer" began to surface.

said Tim on July 21, 2009 1:46 PM.

AHhhhhh yes!!

said valeriob on July 21, 2009 2:09 PM.

A new modern art installation "When Hitler met the Internet"

said Brock on July 21, 2009 2:22 PM.


said E on July 21, 2009 2:25 PM.

If the mustache doesn't do it for you, one of these guys can always play it off.

said KnifeyJames on July 21, 2009 2:51 PM.

Ground control to major Tomcat, commencing countdown.

said Jay on July 21, 2009 3:06 PM.

If THIS doesn't get me that freaky chick on Haight Street, I'm moving back to Ohio.

said patrick.ledwith on July 21, 2009 4:04 PM.

Carl shows off his adaptation of "the shocker" using only his thumbs.

said littletinymonkey on July 21, 2009 4:06 PM.

When it came to Porno Careers, the Fonz had a particularly rough time of it.

said Sheriff Pablo on July 21, 2009 4:10 PM.

Keyboard Cat under the Magnum Moon, Meeeooowww.

said melparker7 on July 21, 2009 4:49 PM.

where's the "redo" button on this thing Scaramouch?

said aaron on July 21, 2009 5:30 PM.

At first I thought this was just a cool keyboard cat t-shirt, But when I put it on a magical power surged through me. I instantly grew an awesome mustache and women would follow me around where ever I went.

said Frank the Tank on July 21, 2009 6:59 PM.

Once every century, epic fail and epic win crosses paths, leaving in its wake a relic of epic (?) proportions.

said Xander on July 21, 2009 7:09 PM.

despite earlier attempts with glasses and a mustache, only the power of '3 cats T-shirt' could distract people from Al's horrific nose.

said imer on July 21, 2009 7:42 PM.

God, I wish I was smart enough to think of a caption. This shirt would get me all the ladies.

said Rando Aces on July 21, 2009 8:58 PM.

thumbs up if you've ever sucked a dick for a cat shirt.

said phatlard on July 21, 2009 9:40 PM.

Curses phatlard, foiled again!

There goes Plan B.

said Tim on July 21, 2009 9:51 PM.

Does 2nd place get a free mustache ride?

said Chad on July 21, 2009 10:15 PM.

What has two thumbs, no shame, and an ironic sense of style? This guuuuuy!

said Joe on July 21, 2009 10:20 PM.

Play the wolves off, Keyboard Cat!

said Gabriel on July 21, 2009 10:56 PM.

Off the AP wire- Borat impersonator Mustapha Grecian expresses his elation in a lower court victory today in which he claims to be the true puppeteer of Key Board Cat. Mustapha was quoted as saying, "I'm no lie. Thumbs smell like pussy armpit! Go ahead, now you smell!"

said Video Martyr on July 21, 2009 11:03 PM.

And the winning comment is....
'Scaramouch, Give me the t-shirt or I will burn your house to the ground.'

said Frank the Tank on July 22, 2009 1:00 AM.

don't listen to frank the tank scara. he couldn't start a fire even if he had 2 jacko's to rub together.

said phatlard on July 22, 2009 3:42 AM.

Hey kids!

Look at me!

I'm a twenty-something hipster douchebag wearing a trendy "now" t-shirt!

Look at my hair, $80 dollars!

Look at my unshaven face!

Look at my so ultra cool $125.00 retro vintage Levis!


I'm gonna go to (post trendy nightclub here) and get right in 'cause I'm gonna call the big black security guard "bro" as I give him a half a hug, soul shake for his fat hand and "give him some love"!

LOOK AT ME, goddammit!

said Johnny Chicago on July 22, 2009 11:29 AM.

Will trade moustache rides for keyboard cat....

said Bigus Dickus on July 22, 2009 12:58 PM.

This is the only way this dick is getting inside three pussies and a moon.

said Jason on July 22, 2009 1:21 PM.

Sonny Bono prepares for his long-awaited comeback tour.

said Old Geezer on July 22, 2009 3:02 PM.

This competition is now closed. I'll pick a winner from the above and announce shortly. Thanks everyone who entered.

said Scaramouch on July 22, 2009 5:10 PM.

"Get back Honky Cat...uh, it's time for the bass solo."

said David Fagan on July 23, 2009 9:17 PM.

Ok, but, I fail to see the humor here.
Maybe, if the guys fly was open or something.

said EffenIdontcare on July 24, 2009 12:35 AM.
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