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The Naked Mayor?

nakedcowboy09.pngNew York City busker Robert Burck, who is better known to the world as the Naked Cowboy, had launched his campaign to become the mayor of the city.

No one knows how to do more with less than yours truly, and that's the kind of thinking I plan on sharing with my fellow New Yorkers when you elect me," said Robert Burck, announcing his bid to run against Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

There's more on his website.

Today, I would like to announce that I am entering the race for the office of the Mayor of New York City. Why? Well, right now this city can't afford wasteful spending. What we really need is smarter spending. Folks come up to me every day and tell me they've lost their life-savings, that their small businesses are barely getting by. And small businesses are the key to getting this city back on its feet. So we need initiatives that help put them on the right track. But the city can't afford to back an 18-wheeler full of money into every problem. It's time to tighten the belt, but of course that's just a saying because I don't even wear a belt. But that's my point - I don't need a belt. I don't need the whole suit and tie thing either.

So, do you think a naked mayor might bring more respect for New York, or at least more tourist dollars? Find out more about who you might be voting for in this YesButNoButYes interview from a few years back (part one and part two).

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8 Comments

I really want this guy to get elected. Make the world a better place, Naked Cowboy.

said Rando Aces on July 23, 2009 2:28 PM.

Anybody but Bloomberg.

Two terms legal. Third one not!

said Baierman on July 23, 2009 3:15 PM.

Instead of running for public office, how about the guy learn to play ONE FREAKING SONG on that crappy guitar. One song. Schmuck...

said Johnny Wright on July 23, 2009 3:17 PM.

Running for public office... That must mean he's hit 14:55 in his 15 minutes of fame. Don't forget that this guy was a McCain supporter last year. Think about that New Yorkers.

And JW... THANK YOU! Seriously, the guy is famous for being a douchebag? Congrats on milking your stupid gimmick, but I've met the guy at busking conventions and he's a straight up untalented tool. I think the guy is nuttier than squirrel shit. Oh, and he's a "cowboy" from Ohio. Yee-Haw.

said Jason on July 23, 2009 3:52 PM.

That dude is NOT naked...

1. He wears pants and even then...
2. He wears a hat!

said Jim on July 23, 2009 4:05 PM.

No kidding Jason, he doesn't play a song. He sort of strums the D chords and says "I'm the Naked Cowboy, comin' to a town near you." That's it. It's isn't a song. Plus, he isn't coming to a town near you. We wish he would go to a town near you.

Worst busker ever.

said Johnny Wright on July 23, 2009 11:54 PM.

So, his platform would be ...

One Chord and the Truth

said Tim on July 24, 2009 7:56 AM.

Yes, Tim. Or maybe more accurate, 1 Chord & the Suck.

said Johnny Wright on July 24, 2009 9:41 AM.
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