Today is the 40th anniversary of the historic moon landing. On July 20th 1969, American heroes Michael Collins (memorize that name and you'll win a few bar bets) Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong fulfilled Jack Kennedy's 1961 prophecy and set the Apollo 11 down on the moon. (Not Endor. The one made of green cheese.)
This also means there is 39 1/2 years of dopes believing that NASA faked the bloody thing on a soundstage. "There's a 'C' on that rock! The flag is waving and there's no wind in space!" You are a cementhead.
Let me just say this clearly. If you believe that thousands of people at NASA and the government were able to keep their trap shut about this for 40 years, you are a compete stick-a-metal-fork-in-a-toaster imbecile. Nobody has come forward with testimony or evidence that a soundstage was built and we fooled the world just to win a few points in the Cold War. Believers in this nonsense are beyond dumb. They are embarrassing.
Mythbusters Jaime Hyneman and Adam Savage, who, let's face it, are smarter than all of us, shot down the "theories" one at a time on their Moon Hoax Special. They spoke about the lunacy on CNN. Boys, take it away.
This also means there is 39 1/2 years of dopes believing that NASA faked the bloody thing on a soundstage. "There's a 'C' on that rock! The flag is waving and there's no wind in space!" You are a cementhead.
Let me just say this clearly. If you believe that thousands of people at NASA and the government were able to keep their trap shut about this for 40 years, you are a compete stick-a-metal-fork-in-a-toaster imbecile. Nobody has come forward with testimony or evidence that a soundstage was built and we fooled the world just to win a few points in the Cold War. Believers in this nonsense are beyond dumb. They are embarrassing.
Mythbusters Jaime Hyneman and Adam Savage, who, let's face it, are smarter than all of us, shot down the "theories" one at a time on their Moon Hoax Special. They spoke about the lunacy on CNN. Boys, take it away.
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But...but...at least the Monkees came up with an awesome Moon hoax-themed song from the conspiracy:
Oh, I could hide 'neath the shroud
Of America's false cloud
That our space program is something to be proud.
But it's not and I rise,
To resist the government lies.
I'll tell you the truth, and shout it loud.
Wake up, Norma Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a moon hoax believer
And a friend of James Dean.
Everyone who knew
About the JFK plot is through
Either dead or stricken from Who's Who.
And the moonshot was a stage
Too quell the public rage.
Eventually we'll trace it from LBJ to the Jew.
Wake up, Norma Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a moon hoax believer
And a friend of James Dean.
I concede a point to the good Dr. Swayze.
Yeah, in some ways superior to their more successful "Area 51 Sunday" and "Last Train to Innsmouth"
I am so bummed that we missed the astronauts at the Air and Space Museum..:( Took the family on Friday..what a cool place!
They have 'moon rock' at the Air and Space Museum. I was there. I touched it. The moon really is made out of green cheese. (Duh.)
BTW, mad skills Swayze. Daymn.
Well, in 2014 there'll be a new telescope in space which should be able to spot the moon landings sites and put this stuff to rest.
http://www.jwst.nasa.gov/
Course, maybe Zod and his henchmen destroyed those things en route to Earth.
You want to know the real history of the Space Program? Here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8
The Old Negro Space Program. "In 1957, if you was black, and and astronaut, you was unemployed."
What did we do before the internet?
It's plainly obvious that they didn't go to moon.
Just look at the end of the clip. The "astronaut" on the moon is clearly just a chalk drawing. Then you see Adam open his shield and Jamie isn't even wearing a space suit. It just looks like they're in some sort of workshop.
Jeff with a triple off the wall, wave 'em around baby, two are gonna score!
You are pure evil, Swaize ... pure evil.
When I think of all the time spent daydreaming away the precious moments of my youth believing in the wrong lyrics.
Oh Mickey, say it isn't so!
How Pissed would you be if you were Micheal Collins? Especially at the reunions:
Neil Armstrong: "Hey Guys! Remember that one time when we walked on the Moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "Yeah that was pretty sweet!"
Micheal Collins: "Fuck you guys......"
I wonder what it's like to walk on the Sun.
But E, you have to be sure to land at night, when the sun is off.
if you responded to this post with a jest, a mockery or a funny, then you yourself maybe a be a brutallll conspiricyist!