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Deep in the heart of Texas, a plant shop fell victim to a string of robberies. Plants, pots, concrete statues (Nazi Gnomes???) and other foliage-related items were being boosted. What was going on here?
The shop installed a security camera to try to identify the Thief With the Green Thumb. What they saw on the footage is just nuts. A monkey has been robbing them. Diabolical!
Like humans, not all monkeys are good. There are, I'm sad to admit, monkey criminals that use their powers for evil. As we have told you in the past, some of these rascals are locked up in the Monkey Prison.
No doubt there is some sort of simian organized crime ring in Texas that specializes in stolen shrubbery.
Deep in the heart of Texas, a plant shop fell victim to a string of robberies. Plants, pots, concrete statues (Nazi Gnomes???) and other foliage-related items were being boosted. What was going on here?
The shop installed a security camera to try to identify the Thief With the Green Thumb. What they saw on the footage is just nuts. A monkey has been robbing them. Diabolical!
Like humans, not all monkeys are good. There are, I'm sad to admit, monkey criminals that use their powers for evil. As we have told you in the past, some of these rascals are locked up in the Monkey Prison.
No doubt there is some sort of simian organized crime ring in Texas that specializes in stolen shrubbery.
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Wait, the monkey did not steal a cat? This headline disappoints.