You could believe that if you are duped by this kind of nonsense. In just 3 days, this footage has been seen 2 million times. Wow. It's a ghost! Give me a break...
Where's my Proton pack? I better hop a jet and head to Neverland to bust this specter. This is too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
Where's my Proton pack? I better hop a jet and head to Neverland to bust this specter. This is too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
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If that was MJ's ghost, wouldn't he have moon walked across the floor?
I think it's safe to surmise that.
If you wanted to make me believe that was Mr. Jacksons ghost I would have had to see it following a child that was walking through the house.
That's no ghost, that's old man Withers! And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those blasted kids.
Don't tell that Home Alone kid!
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/home_alone.jpg
Both Frank's and Mom's New Boyfriend's jokes were better than mine. Dammit.
Don't get too down on yourself, J Dub. It was either a Scooby Doo joke, Ghostbusters or a Pedo Bear Joke. Since you did the whole Ghostbusters thing, I went Scooby.
Now there's a Pedo Bear joke waiting to happen, and I do believe it has your name on it.
I just need to get up off the deck and try again to make inappropriate wisecracks.
Maybe it was the Elephant Man's ghost coming to claim MJ's bones.
I'm back.
Clearly, it is the ghost of Jeff Goldblum.
HONESTLY IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEADS TO THOSE WHO KEEP INSULTING MICHEAL CALLING HIM JACKO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?? WOW YOU PEOPLE ARE BROUGHT UP WRONG LEAVE THE MAN ALONE. FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE WHO DONT HAVE A BRAIN OR THAT ARE JUST IDOTS BY NATURE THE MAN HAS KIDS WHO COULD PROBABLY SURF THE NET AND I DONT THINK ITS A GREAT THING TO SEE ass****S LIKE YOU INSULT THERE DAD. SO IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY SHUT UP...AND SHOULD NOTICE AS NOBODY HAS VOTED FOR YOUR POST CAUSE YOUR A MORON
HONESTLY YOU PEOPLE THAT KEEP INSULTING MICHEAL WITH THE KIDS JOKES ARE NOT TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION THAT THIS GUY ALSO HAS KIDS THAT SURF THE NET LEAVE THE MAN ALONE PEOPLE. AND STOP WITH THE INSULTS (BRUTALLLL)
I can haz vote?
Everyone got that? Lisa's right. Though I think her CAPS LOCK may be broken. Jacko's kids can surf the net so everyone needs to take down all material that talks about his involvement in child molestation. Let's band together and clear all this salacious material off the interwebs so the kids can't read it. It's going to take a while. We'll work in shifts.
Would people please start "voting for this post?" I want to win that car.
Also, the word "brutal" is now spelled with 4 L's.
How can the kids read anything on the net with a veil over their faces?
This problem is easily solved by not teaching children to read.
Lisa, channeling Chris Crocker?
We can vote for posts now? Shit, I better start paying family to up vote my stuff.
lisa is right ... we are all idots. it's like an ipod but stupider. did i speel that right lisa? personally i think we should delete all the pics of black micheal so that Blanket and the others don't freak out when they realize that dad wasn't a white chick.
Bob made me laugh out loud. Make sure you vote Bob.
Bloody hell, I just looked and this footage has now been seen over 5 million times.
thanks for clearing all that up for me lisa, IF, that is your real name. i'm sure the fine upstanding folks here at ybnby will get right on it.
since we're on the brutallll subject, how brutallll is it gona be on the kids once they start seeing pictures of their dad in his younger days? of all the nasty shit wacko-jacko did, i think that will be the most brutallll of them all.
Phatlard, for crying out loud, would you just register already so I don't have to approve your funny comments every damn time. You're killing me.
I just thought of something, what if "Lisa" is Lisa Marie Presley? Uh oh. If that is the case, Lisa Marie, I am sorry. I love your dad.
JW
Blanket, if you're reading this, call me. I have a check with your name on it for the inside scoop ($500 max)
because the explanation that the lighting guy was moving his rig in order to setup for the next shot is entirely implausible...
These were from Lisa this morning. 3 different emails.
"your a big asshole where is your common sense i dont wanna hear your shit stop sending me stupidity and get a life"
"send me one more mail like this you F***ker and i swear ill find you and you will be the one that needs that blanket to keep warm in the hospital"
"you should just try to understand that our familly might be grieving enough so we would appreciate the comments to stop here at this time"
Are you emailing her or is she delusional?
It appears Lisa found her "Caps Lock" button. Or were you just nice, Johnny, and corrected that for her?
No E, I didn't do anything. So we're leaning towards delusional. I don't have any idea how they popped up in my inbox. Those are copied and pasted Jeff. As they were.
Again, if this is Lisa Marie Presley, I am sorry and love the song "Burnin' Love."
I was thinking. Maybe it's really Liza - as in Minelli. "Lisa" has an obvious inability to spell. And find the caps lock. And use punctuation. And a general grasp on reality. Anywho.... that's totally Liza. Maybe she just mistyped her name. You all saw how broken up Liza was on Larry King (sitting next to Usher).
Ah man, if it's Liza we're going to hell. We'll be among friends.
One more shot from Lisa. Don't know how these are going to my email and not the posting.
"like i said please we are grieving at this time and i would appreciate the comments to stop once and for all. in this time we need the suport of fans to help us through this tough time
sincerily
lisa"
Poor Lisa. Just give up honey. You are not going to win. Besides, MJ was not even a real person. He may have looked human when he was younger but as he grew older, his transformation proved he was not. He didn't have any surgies, he was morphing into a Woodland Fairie. It is a well known fact that Woodland Fairies only live to 50 years. And if this were the ghost of MJ, it would be flying with a trail of sparkly dust, not walking.
Solid, tkissed. Solid.
JW
Believe it or not, Lisa is still going. A couple more...
"There going to you because i have the ability to find you. you will no longer hear from me if you stop posting comments"
"If you have that much time on your hands to think and talk about FAIRIES then as all of us agree here you are the weird one you know i love how people have there own way of making themselves look weird and dumb all on their own i didnt even have to try haha
Its easy to get emails as its easy to find your address till i see you next time
Lisa"
I have the special ability to find Johnny's e-mail address too!
... and Mouche's
... and Echo's.
... and Baier's. Oh my!
Astounding!
You and me, Lisa, we are kin. Of like mind. Special.
Shall we share inna da juice?
I guess this all depends on how hot Lisa is... being stalked by a very large breasted woman is not necessarily all bad. Except when she starts humming "Billie Jean" quitely under her breath...
Clearly she is hot, because she is on the Interwebs.
But how do you know she is large-breasted? Is it because of her inability to see and use the Shift key?
If so, how can we explain her apparent use of the spacebar?
Nevermind. I suspect it nothing more than coincidental jiggling. I find her to be large-breasted as well.
As the resident Sherlock Holmes scholar here, I concur with your deductive conclusions, Tim.
OK, then. We now have this stalker profiled as a hot, large-breasted, fairy-hater named Lisa.
How many of those could there possibly be?
Now Lisa. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. You must have tons of time on your hands to continue to respond to these silly comments about our favorite fairie-man. You really don't believe in Faries? Oh my. MJ would be so dissapointed.... Now don't get me wrong. I was and still am a fan of much of MJ's music, and I love Thriller. But come on... Perhaps you should just step away from the computer and go play with your barbie dolls for a while. It is going to be ok!!!!
Don't believe in fairies?!? Are you crazy, Tinkerbell? Maybe you've never seen the indisputable proof that is the Cottingley Fairies:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Cottingley_Fairies_1.jpg
Fact. Fairies are real. I saw it on the internet. Put that in your pipe and take a puff.
(True story, Arthur Conan Doyle believed those photos to be the real McCoy for a while. He even publicized the pictures on a lecture tour.)