When it comes to cakes, if you can dream it, someone can make it.
That's not always such a great thing.
These culinary imperfections may have been created for theme parties, (Halloween, 40th birthday, etc) but that doesn't excuse the level of detailed grossness of each.
To me, the goal of baking a cake is for it to be eaten.
Celebrated.
Enjoyed.
And these gross cakes, do not fit in that category.
And so I advice not to view this post while eating.
Or with a full stomach.
Otherwise, enjoy.
Thorax Cake
A big hit for graduating doctors!
Thorax Cake 2
Guts, blood and butter cream really don't mix.
Severed Head Cake
Decapitation = Y U M ?
After Birth Cake
Someone made this for an office party!
Litter Box Cake
Honestly? A litter box.
Chunks of chocolate cake, a bit of frosting, crushed vanilla wafers, slightly melted Tootsie rolls, and a bit of green food coloring. Recipe.
Spider Guts Cake
Anal Wreckage Cake
"Goatse" for those in the know.
Severed Head Cake #2
Decapitation is in for Halloween.
Body Cavity Cake
Toilet Cake
Not gross, but then they dropped a deuce in the middle.
Come on.
Body Cavity With Rats Cake
Nibble? Nibble? Nibble? No, thanks.
Eyeball Cupcakes
And finally,
what's grosser than gross?
The Dingleberry Cake Topper
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I wonder who's the one to buy a goatse cake, but what disturbs me--painfully actually--is the fork on the balls. Damn!
Can't we get a Fudgie the Whale?!? How about a nice Fudgie the Whale? What is wrong with these people?
I've got to admit...those were a lot grosser than I had anticipated. I just ate lunch and took your warning about a fool stomach to be exaggerated....I was very, very wrong.
Seriously...who actually ate the poo poo slice on the 40th birthday cake?
Oh goodness. I whole-heartedly agree with thefruitfly.
Yuk! Nastiness. I'll stick with bundt cakes.
BTW, remember snakes on a cake (SFW):
http://www.slashfood.com/2006/08/12/snakes-cake-snakes-on-a-cake/
That was a little nicer.
Anal Wreckage Cake is obviously Goatse. How can you not know him?
Even if they're gross, some are really well done. Are the severed heads eatable too or are they just latex decoration?
Goatse....I'm glad not to know of it.
Just don't google it. If you search for goatse with safe-search off, next you'll be trying to wash your eyes with the stronger soap you have or something else to try and clean that image away...
ooohhhh... the pain!
Please! I MUST know how you made the severed head! IT's AWESOME for my Halloween party!!!