Even though she appears straight-laced, she's always makes a cocktail at the end of her show. Uh huh. Sandra Lee is a little bit hot...in the naughty girl scout troop leader kinda way.

This is hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzvV5OHwWA

Not Rachel Ray so much. Just this video.

A cross between Sara Lee and Sandra Dee!

Anyone else notice how the curtains, the food, the outfit, and the cocktail were always color-coordinated? I may have to started watching the Food Network.

Nahhhhh.

Nobody wouldn't do Sandra Lee.

I'd like to butter her muffin.

Sounds delicious, E.

I'm sorry Sandra, but if you've got a show on the goddamn Food Network, you should know that there's no "x" in the word "espresso." Don't know why, but that shit bugs me almost as much as "nuke-u-lar."

That blog is really funny, though - this "Pros & Cons of Watching Food Network" cracked me up:
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/07/pros-and-cons-of-watching-food-network/

When I first saw her, I thought she was a little too wasp-y for me. An attractive lady, yes, but, she seemed a little straight laced. SEEMED.

Then I found out how ghetto she really was (She's so po', she can't afford the other O and the R!). The whole gist of her show was basically do look fabulous on the cheap. Much respect.

Then I found out she's a total lush. Case in point: Watch the Halloween episode of her show. She is drunk the entire time.

So where is she now? Doing promos for KFC.

She still does Semi-Homemade and Money-Saving Meals on Food Network.

I recommend watching the show on mute with a couple of cold ones and some mood music. Ohhhhh, yeah.

Some people have parties, and I'm just saying, I wouldn't be adverse to sticking my dick in her mashed potatoes. If it was going to be a party such as that.