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Debbie Rowe: Powered by 3 Wolves!

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With the death of Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe, MJ's ex-wife and mother of 2 of his children, has been thrust back into the spotlight.

That could be a dangerous thing, given the media's blood lust for all things Jackson.

But, if this photo is any indication, she's ready for anything.

Yes, that's Debbie rocking the infamous, Amazon.com 3 Wolf Moon shirt.

It's been well documented that this shirt:
1. Gives you strength.
2. Fills you with superior ability.
3. Makes the opposite sex bow down before you.
4. Makes trucks go faster.

The list of killer abilities goes on and on. Just read the comments on the amazon.

Now since Ms. Rowe obviously knows how to make a fashion statement, I'm wondering if this shirt could have caused Michael to go into cardiac arrest?

Its sheer awesomeness even the King of Pop could not ignore.

Only time will tell I guess.
Meanwhile, Debbie Rowe haters watch out. She'll sick her attack dogs on you.

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3 Comments

Lemme just say: Aww Yeah.

said E on July 20, 2009 12:05 PM.

There's a lot of power in that shirt. A magical talisman.

said Johnny Wright on July 20, 2009 12:26 PM.

The Jackson family and their plastic surgeons may be against Rowe, but she's armed and dangerous.

said Baierman on July 20, 2009 1:37 PM.
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