Love knows no bounds. She sees beyond race and religion. Beyond socioeconomic boundaries. And according to the creepiest dude in America, love exists out of your species. The case of South Carolina resident Rodell Vereen is quite troubling. And vomit-inducing. Vereen (please don't be related to Ben Vereen, please don't be related to Ben Vereen, please don't be related to Ben Vereen...)was caught trying to make love to a horse named Sugar. I'm not making that up, the horse's name is Sugar. Another point to irony! Vereen (not Ben) committed this atrocity while on probation for attempting to violate the same horse.
Workers at the The Lazy B Stables thought that Vereen Not Ben would return to the object of his affection, so they set up a video camera. Wouldn't you know it, the guy shows back up to try it on with Sugar. Again. The act was caught on tape. (Please don't let the tape be leaked, Please don't let the tape be leaked, Please don't let the tape be leaked.)
Vereen Not Ben was busted at shotgun-point, pants at the ankles. He then told the stable staff he was "looking for a bathroom." Nice try kiddo.
Vereen was charged with buggery and tresspassing, and was held on $10,000 bail.
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There is no substitute for Sugar.
I Knew a stripper named Splenda once...Left a funny taste in my mouth...
When this guy says he's an animal lover he means it.
3 beauties in a row lads. Splenda ... wow...
love is a flicka thang.
Make that 4! Aces.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And no one should diddle a horse of course,
That is of course unless the horse,
Encounters a guy with no remorse ...
(sung to the tune of Mr. Ed, the TV show)
Poor bastard never stood a chance ... Sugar is strictly a one trick pony.
Doesn't he know that neigh means neigh?
Maybe he was just trying to help the horse over the fence.
Ben Lurkin, if the image of a guy having sex with a horse wasn't bad enough, the idea that it's Mister Ed, lovable talking horse takes it to another level.
That is some vulgar behaviour.
'Wilbur, dammit. What are you doing?'
What a stupid excuse. He should have claimed that it was his application for the Evil League of Evil Henchman program.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2U5wkhRWc&feature=related
looking for a bathroom? with your pants around your ankles? i haven't pulled my pants down to my ankles to pee since i was like 4.
now if he was in a public restroom peeing with his pants around his ankles, well, that would be funny as hell.
Any relation to Horse Draper from Krod Mandoon ?
The Loyal 77 is bringing the heat with the inappropriate bestiality jokes tonight, baby. Some have been so funny, I'm not even pissed that they are funnier than my pathetic quips.
Friggan just referenced Krod Mandoon for crying out loud.
When people told him to get off his high horse, he apparently took it literally.
when his buddy told him to, "go fuck himself" vereen (not ben) said, "no! i will fuck a horse!"
Hi-ho Silver!
To think I've been asking to myself where the centaurs come from...
Come on, the mare has to take some of the blame.
She's just a two-bit horse.
Bigus, the horse was high too?
So, this horse is high as a kite, standing around in a field flicking her tail, showing off her fetlocks, coyly chewing grass in a suggestive manner... Not a stitch of clothing on. What's a convicted horse molester to do? That mare was asking for it.
You know what they say, when you fall off a horse what you want to do is get right back on.
I wonder if he rode bareback......