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{ July 20, 2009 }

Caption This!

Posted by Baierman

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54 Comments

Cant stop laughing but I'm stumped.

said Ernesto on July 20, 2009 11:09 PM.

Big Eyed #1 - OH! MY! GOD!
Big Eyed #2 - Your black suites are just FAB-U-LOUS!!!

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 20, 2009 11:21 PM.

Seriously... I can't think of anything else... I can't stop laughing at those marble eyes...

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 20, 2009 11:23 PM.

Intelligence reports indicate Pakistan and India, two nations known to possess nuclear weapons, are on their highest state of alert tonight after a stunning diplomatic fashion faux pas.

said Brother Bill on July 20, 2009 11:52 PM.

"Chicken!"

said Brother Bill on July 20, 2009 11:54 PM.

'Oh no you Di'int!'

said E on July 20, 2009 11:57 PM.

First to blink loses Kashmir.

said Brother Bill on July 20, 2009 11:58 PM.

'OMG! Did no one tell sahib this is red hat-fan day?'

said E on July 20, 2009 11:58 PM.

We .... are the Knights .... who say ... Ni!

said Tim on July 20, 2009 11:59 PM.

Note to self, when in India, don't fart during formal parade.

said E on July 20, 2009 11:59 PM.

The far eastern version of cold war: Theatrical Cock Fighting!

said Brother Bill on July 21, 2009 12:01 AM.

"Allama we really shouldn't have drank all that Robitussin!"

said Chad on July 21, 2009 12:04 AM.

"and your mother makes mediocre Aloo Gobi!"

said Brother Bill on July 21, 2009 12:09 AM.

"Really enjoyed Slumdog Millionaire"

said Brother Bill on July 21, 2009 12:12 AM.

The fight between the turkeys and a peacocks continues to rage.
By the look of things the turkeys have been terribly insulted.

said Frank the Tank on July 21, 2009 12:18 AM.

Dammit Frank you have gone too far.
Fusing Indians with Turkeys for Thanksgiving, it is not what being a genetecist is all about. And beside you used the wrong type Indian, Native American dumb ass! Native American!

said F'ed your mama on July 21, 2009 12:28 AM.

Indian officials were stunned when their Pakistani counterparts hurled the ultimate insult...."Roosters! Blah. You are meager Gamecocks!"

said Baierman on July 21, 2009 12:37 AM.

You dont' even wanna know what the thumbs up gesture means to Western Kashmiris. Trust me. (They don't like playing the dozens either. Whoops.)

said E on July 21, 2009 1:05 AM.

'Hey y'all! You catch the new Salman Rushdie book? That dude can write. Bro makes me laugh every time.'

said E on July 21, 2009 1:06 AM.

Since allowing Indians into the gang, the Bloods and Crips dress code has changed dramatically.
And I must agree that the new head pieces are much smarter looking than the doo-rags and bandanas of old.

said Frank the Tank on July 21, 2009 1:09 AM.

Recent pictures from Tehran indicate that the Royal Guard have just about decided upon next month's election results.

said Tim on July 21, 2009 1:28 AM.

What do you mean WE'RE the new air conditioning system for the Taj Mahal???

said Chad on July 21, 2009 1:45 AM.

"What do you mean the store is sold out of 'Thriller'? How are we going to practice our Thriller dance without the music.. Idiot!"

said Cindy on July 21, 2009 6:37 AM.

Berry Baddd, Yiou Berry Berry Baddd!!

said mekon12 on July 21, 2009 7:30 AM.

Peoples Front of India?

said phatlard on July 21, 2009 7:32 AM.

People's Front of India faces the Front of the Indian People for their annual cock fighting contest.

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 21, 2009 7:46 AM.

It wasn't the hats or the uniform that bothered them,
it was the pole right up the ass.

said Baierman on July 21, 2009 8:37 AM.

After the roosters were stolen by PETA and the Pakistani men realized their penises were too small, a last ditch effort was made to preserve the annual cock fighting match.

said Jimbo on July 21, 2009 8:45 AM.

"Our hats are not 'gay', your hats are gay!"

said LostInDaJungle on July 21, 2009 9:08 AM.

"What do you mean my sister has a pretty face? When did you see her face?"

said LostInDaJungle on July 21, 2009 9:11 AM.

Guy in back: "I told them not to pull his thumb, it was a trick. Those curry farts are the worst."

said LostInDaJungle on July 21, 2009 9:14 AM.

Pilot episode of "Three Chords and the Truth."

This would have been just before Scara slashed the wardrobe budget, back when JW could steel shop freely at Turban Outfitters.

said Don't Swayze Bro on July 21, 2009 10:04 AM.

The Peacock People were not amused...

said Sheriff Pablo on July 21, 2009 10:17 AM.

The first annual rock, scissors , paper tournament took a surprising turn when someone boldly pulled out the seldom used "Fonz" move.

said Friggan on July 21, 2009 10:26 AM.

"Goodness Jones, not with the left hand! Not with the left! Don't you know what they do with that hand?"

said Antilight on July 21, 2009 10:30 AM.

YBNBY staffers were suddenly confused when comments starting showing up in blue.

Thank God someone uses Facebook.

said Baierman on July 21, 2009 10:33 AM.

I was trying to figure out how to work the Fonz in there. Nice work, Friggan.

said Tim on July 21, 2009 10:34 AM.

The bird dance at the 7-11's world cashier convention is always a big hit.

said Nina on July 21, 2009 10:56 AM.

In some cultures the thumb is substituted for the middle finger.

said Booglie Booglie on July 21, 2009 11:07 AM.

When cock fighting goes too far

said Evangeline on July 21, 2009 11:38 AM.

Kumar knew that, if looks could kill, he and his next five incarnations would be toast by now.

said Tincase on July 21, 2009 1:01 PM.

You saved HOW much money by switching to GEICO!?

said Dave on July 21, 2009 1:58 PM.

As their opponents cracked a smile in the finals, Aman and Sanjay realized they won the Golden Cow in the 52nd annual Udaipur Staredown.

said separate knob on July 21, 2009 4:17 PM.

Good one Tincase.

said E on July 21, 2009 5:15 PM.

The mating dance of the peacock ain't shit compared what goes down in Pakistan.

said Baierman on July 21, 2009 6:50 PM.

Can't buy me Love in the Eastern - Patrick Dempsey's Boogaloo
After shooting the African Anteater Dance in the first film, he went all the way to the Indian Peacock Sex Ritual Dance.
What an actor he is, I almost couldn't recognize him with those double wide eyes make-up.

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 21, 2009 7:09 PM.

'Fifty years later almost no one could remember how WW III started. Some people say it began with a simple mis-understanding...'

said E on July 21, 2009 8:45 PM.

'Guys, guys. Let's go grab a hot dog and talk about this hmm?'

said E on July 21, 2009 8:47 PM.

Haaaaaaaatttts up!
...and FREEZE.

OK everyone, great job.
Thumbs up.

said haba on July 21, 2009 10:19 PM.

Ok, who wants pork chops?

said Jason on July 22, 2009 9:27 AM.

Porkchops. Another good one fromthe Facebook crowd !

said Baierman on July 22, 2009 2:32 PM.

The annual Ministry of Silly Hats convention begins with a rousing parade!

said LoRyder on July 22, 2009 4:37 PM.

Adeel, we told you to order the decaf!

said cynthiadouglas on July 27, 2009 1:07 AM.

Black fans - "So... you wanna go back to our place and see if we can make some chicks with black and red striped combs?"
Red fans - "What, what WHAT?!"
Black fans - "Come on.. you know you love the cock..."

said palmieres on August 13, 2009 6:06 AM.

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