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{ July 7, 2009 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Miss Cellania

39 Comments

This photo accompanied a Wired article about AK-47s, original by Flickr user Foxtongue.

(Thanks, Brother Bill!)

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39 Comments

Johnny Wright finds the new background for his iMac.

said Johnny Wright on July 7, 2009 2:24 PM.

Isn't there an iTunes EULA's clause about the use of the program and weapons? How did Steve Jobs let this guy go free on that?

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 7, 2009 2:28 PM.

"I'd kill to download some Michael Jackson's tunes to my iPod."

And when Mutombo says it, he MEANS it...

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 7, 2009 2:30 PM.

Sir, do you have a power outlet? My iPod's battery has died.

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 7, 2009 2:32 PM.

"What kind of music do you like?"
"Tribal."

said E on July 7, 2009 2:37 PM.

Actually, it'd be funny if he was listening to Britney Spears.

said E on July 7, 2009 2:38 PM.

Left hand: Boom. Boom. Shake Shake.
Right hand: Boom! Boom! You dead.

said Baierman on July 7, 2009 2:38 PM.

"I hate to be ethno-centric, but Africa really is behind the rest of the world. The iPod looks like it's from 2002!"

said E on July 7, 2009 2:39 PM.

JW, you get to tell him Michael Jackson is dead. Good luck with that.

said E on July 7, 2009 2:40 PM.

The third in the "Gods Must Be Crazy" franchise may have jumped the shark.

said Johnny Wright on July 7, 2009 2:45 PM.

It's a mashup: "The Gods of War Must Be Crazy"

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 7, 2009 2:49 PM.

All I keep hearing is the voice of any adult in Charlie Brown.."wah wah wah.."..

said CindylovesScara on July 7, 2009 2:50 PM.

fucking hipsters

said BK76 on July 7, 2009 2:52 PM.

Geez, American teenagers are lightweights when it comes to rebellion.

said Brother Bill on July 7, 2009 2:53 PM.

"You the bastard trying to stiff me on this reverse-pepperoni, thin-crust?"

said Tim on July 7, 2009 2:57 PM.

Who's bad?

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 7, 2009 3:15 PM.

"Hold on a second, I have something in my mouth."

said Anon on July 7, 2009 3:21 PM.

It wasn't until the cameras started showing up that Mobuku knew he'd made a bad deal on that horse liver.

said Tim on July 7, 2009 3:37 PM.

Why shouldn't I be pissed? I'm a modern woman and I'm still treated like a sexual object.

said Tincase on July 7, 2009 4:26 PM.

Don't worry, Be Happy!!???

said mekon12 on July 7, 2009 4:40 PM.

"Hey, say this five times fast - Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper."

said E on July 7, 2009 4:56 PM.

From Motumbo's Playlist:
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Welcome to the Jungle
Eye of the Tiger
Hyena

said E on July 7, 2009 5:02 PM.

New I-Lip battery, for those extended hours of rounding up rival tribes, zebra, or those pesky diamond miners.

said Friggan on July 7, 2009 5:45 PM.

- Hello, Pizza hut? i ordered cheese with peperonni, not peperonni with cheese.
-amm, dad, that's my ipod.
-Shit!...aggbluegha.... i swallowed

said Erickzo on July 7, 2009 6:31 PM.

Whenever they're chapped, I could cap someone's ass.

said Tincase on July 7, 2009 6:44 PM.

iPod.
YouPood... in my mouth.

said haba on July 7, 2009 9:08 PM.

ilife africa...
-"Which iPod are you?" (2006) used to market iPod family
-"Play more than music. Play a part." (2008) used to market the iPod (PRODUCT)RED
-"One size fits all." used on their website to promote the new single sized iPod classic
...actual iPod slogans...

said jst.me on July 8, 2009 9:13 AM.

Caaa ooo eahhh me now???

said LoRyder on July 8, 2009 9:21 AM.

"I'm worried this bracelet is a little over the top."

said Don't Swayze Bro on July 8, 2009 9:36 AM.

Mw!bukwe's a little confused by his Apprende Ingles podcast.

said valeriob on July 8, 2009 10:39 AM.

clickclick click whistle click, gutteral grunt whistle click

said phatlard on July 8, 2009 3:47 PM.

Ok, stop..stop!
I don't know about the rest of you, but, these are some of the best captions entries ever!
Kudos to you folks!

said EffenIdontcare on July 8, 2009 7:55 PM.

Now I know what that all that clicking was in "The Gods Must Be Crazy"

said haba on July 8, 2009 9:56 PM.

Of course it's the 16GB white back model! We're not savages.

said wmk on July 9, 2009 4:43 AM.

see these? i've been arrested 17 times. no hand-cuffs can hold me!

said phatlard on July 9, 2009 4:08 PM.

We've secretly replaced this native's spear and shield with an Ipod and an AK-47. Let's see if anyone notices.

said Shabadoo on July 12, 2009 9:21 AM.

Look mom! It's also a CD player!

said jj on July 13, 2009 1:45 AM.

"Steve Jobs made me do it."

said hubdawg on August 17, 2009 1:53 PM.

Actually, appearances aside, my reception has improved incredibly since dish network was installed!

said G on August 29, 2009 11:58 PM.

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