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3 Chords & the Truth Episode Lucky #11
Well, I don't really know what to tell you about this installation of 3 Chords & the Truth. Have you ever sat around with your pals and wondered aloud what in the hell is going on with a sex change? So have we. With the camera rolling.

Chastity/Chaz/Chuck/Chester Bono (Just covering my bases there, not sure what the proper nomenclature is) has already switched teams 20 years ago. Now she is changing sports. And genitalia. I don't get it. We discuss this news in an inappropriate and stupid manner.

By the way, I am submitting a trademark application for the phrase "junk swap." I coined that. Like Pat Riley and "three-peat." All uses of the phrase "junk swap" on t-shirts, bumper stickers, trucker hats or keychains will be putting coin in my pocket.



Thanks again to Baierman for coming out and helping with the madness. Want my t-shirt? Click here.

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I think they make the new genetalia from the skin on your forearm or something. I remember reading about it in a Human Sexuality book and being a little freaked out by it...the doctors may even implant something in your arm to stretch the skin a little...

Although the idea of a "junk swap" bank is pretty amazing.

I have no clue how they get the newly created member to function, though...

said Catherine on July 9, 2009 2:37 PM.

Bluetooth technology.

said Don't Swayze Bro on July 9, 2009 3:12 PM.

You can grow a wiener on your arm like that creepy ear-on-a-mouse picture?

http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/lincolnshire-farming-blog/vacanti-mouse-185.jpg

That's the freakiest thing I ever heard. Thanks Catherine.

said Johnny Wright on July 9, 2009 3:22 PM.

i think it's a complex procedure involving Krazy glue, a roll of duct-tape and a dildo.

By the way J-Dub, They were reeses pieces in ET not M&Ms.

said Sheriff Pablo on July 9, 2009 5:15 PM.

I know. I feel stupid about the candy mixup. We need to rehearse more.

said Johnny Wright on July 9, 2009 5:58 PM.

And I need to wear a hat.

said Baierman on July 9, 2009 6:06 PM.

And I need to not be so awesome.

said Echowood on July 9, 2009 6:21 PM.

Dear Echo,

Print this out and tape it to your mirror in the bathroom, right next to the Hair Products:

LESS IS MORE

your hair could co-host the show. In fact in this one, its all i can see of you at some points.

yours in Christ,
Sheriff Pablo

said Sheriff Pablo on July 9, 2009 7:17 PM.

Best comment in 3 months...

said Johnny Wright on July 9, 2009 7:34 PM.

I think the words Baierman was searching for was junk swapping is about finding their right place in society.

You see, men like to have a big willy because we like slinging our junk around, sticking it in peoples faces, tugging on it, etc.. we are born with this.

Women who want a penis, and men who don't, will never know these things. They don't understand why boys and men alike are always grabbing their nuts, making rude gestures, and fascinated with wanking. The grass is just greener on the other side to them.

Hell, I saw a show on TLC about a man turned woman turned back into a man (kinda). It was really fucked up.. Started out as a feminine looking man, changed into a masculine looking woman, then into a masculine looking man equipped with a faux vagina. It has very little do with with sexuality. Thus I reckon that to them, size really does not matter.

said Jimbo on July 9, 2009 10:49 PM.

Sheriff, you're on spot today. I think I lollied.

said Tim on July 9, 2009 11:32 PM.

Jimbo, I've done 2 episodes with the boys. And in each one there's a moment where you can see my brain skipping a beat. Searching for what I really mean to say. Which, of course, is not what I end up saying.

I guess the camera takes away 50 IQ points.

said Baierman on July 9, 2009 11:34 PM.

I'll take this one ...

How many cameras are on you, Baierman?

said Tim on July 9, 2009 11:41 PM.

Not enough.
My agent is not pleased where the director placed me in this episode.

said Baierman on July 9, 2009 11:50 PM.

Jimbo ... you are definitely officer material.

said Tim on July 10, 2009 12:05 AM.

yayyyy green shirts

booo to junk swapping

said Vicky on July 10, 2009 2:26 AM.

I can hear it now..."This fall, prepare yourself for one of the most life altering reality shows yet- Junk Swap: Ambiguous Genitalia.You've never seen reality with this much extra skin."

said Vicky on July 10, 2009 3:35 PM.

Pretty sure VH1 already has Junk Swap in development. Starring the herpes-ridden castoffs from Rock of Love and Flavor of Love.

said Johnny Wright on July 10, 2009 4:07 PM.

Wasn't "Junk Swap" the last #1 hit of the J. Giles Band?

said Don't Swayze Bro on July 10, 2009 5:34 PM.

Junk swap is the original name of eBay.
It's also the official hobby of upstate new York.

said Baierman on July 11, 2009 3:58 PM.
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