Reddit has created custom soap. In bacon flavor. yes, it makes no sense, and yet, in a bizarre way, it's the most logical thing I've heard all day. Bacon Reddit Soap - when you think about it, what other flavor COULD it come in?

I have tried unsuccessfully for a year or more to find a vendor who'd create bacon-scented scratch n sniff T shirts but no luck yet.

Or, if you prefer, "That's how you lose weight!!!!"

Shake the Weight is the most suggestive product since Thigh Master.

This video proves it.

Just wait for the demonstration to kick in....

Via Texarkana

K-Dawg is teaching his Grandma some useful words in English. Isn't that nice of him? NSFW. The little kids get in on the lessons in the sequel.

(via Neatorama)

From January 1984 until May 1992 (193 or so episodes), the 9:30pm slot of Must See TV night on NBC was owned by Night Court.

The setting for this comedy was the night shift of a Manhattan court. It was presided over by the magic and Mel Torme loving, slightly unorthodox Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone and his staff of misfit characters.

Here's where they are, now.

One of the interestingly twisted creations of animation specialist Alex Butera.

I've never been to /b/, but I've benefited from some of the funny stuff they come up with. I'm well aware of its reputation as the cesspool of the internet. You don't have to be a member or a fan to pull for its continued existence as a matter of free speech.

But the real fireworks are yet to come. On the one hand, there's AT&T, which owns iPhone service and just about all the phone line hardware in the US. About 15% of US users rely on AT&T for internet access. Factor in the company's history, political pull, and sheer size, and it seems invincible. On the other hand, 4chan has a shitload of members, including anonymous investigators, organizers, and hackers, with a track record of causing mayhem for anyone who crosses them. Just ask Oprah.

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.