From the Streets...Where you don't live

Economy's in da shitta peeps. You gotts to cut costs where ya can. K?

Now say your baby momma just capped a tooth, or your bro found out he ain't the fatha, or the hurricane d'in't destroy your stepmonsters trailer; thems the right time to buy Getto Baskets.

Each ghetto basket is packed with some authentic trash product.
(Strictly legal of course).
Includes: Hot Sauce, Pregnancy Test, Grape Drink, Batteries, Beef Jerky, Potted Meat, Pork Rinds, Noodles in a Cup, Plastic Commemorative Plate, Kung-Fu DVD, Vapor Rub, Outdated Calendar and a few other things.

And yeah, it's no joke. It's a real gimmick. Someone's real business.
Send PC complaints to them.

Oh, and show a mo'fo some love...

From The Sports/Narcotics Desk...

We've all been there. You're at a trendy Miami Beach nightclub, you swap a little spit with a sexy scantily-clad stranger, and wouldn't you know it, she transfers cocaine into your bloodstream. Damn that Murphy's law! This kind of crap always happens to me. It's like getting a shopping cart with one bad wheel. Every bloody time.

That is French tennis player Richard Gasquet's story. And believe it or not, Ripley, tennis officials bought it. The original ban was 2 years, now Gasquet is cleared to rejoin the tour.

Gasquet says that he was snogging some babe named Pamela in the club. She then went to the bathroom. For a while. Gasquet says that she "spent a longer time in the toilet than expected." Anyhoo, Pamela snuffed a truckload of the booger sugar and resumed making out with the Frenchman. 12 hours later, POW! Richie tests positive for blow.

Could have happened to any of us. In the immortal words of the late Johnny Cash, kids, "lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be."

Selah...

"Homecoming" * (out of four): This lobotomized, CW version of "Misery" will leave you begging to be put out of yours.

The most entertaining movie villains tend to be wildly out of their minds, from Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction" to Jack Nicholson in "The Shining," but not all psychopaths are created equal. In "Homecoming," the new so-called thriller from Morgan J. Freeman, Mischa Barton plays one of the lamest, devoid-of-fun lunatics in recent memory; someone should have forced her to stay permanently in the O.C.

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This site blew my mind. Keep in mind all the shadows are created from junk. It just goes to show you there are a lot of talented people in the world with way too much time on their hands. (Sadly, there are a ton of untalented people with lots of time on their hands as well. For reference, please see: Uwe Bol)