Steve Jobs comes back to work last week and this week the former Matchbox 20 frontman freaking owns iTunes.

Well there's got to be some strange explanation for these shenanigans.

(And yeah, it is possible to donate part of your liver.)

I snapped this on the way to the subway this evening - a fantastic execution of guerilla street advertising for the upcoming District 9 movie (and you'll find a lot of great site experiences on that link)  The location, the way it was painted, and the public information style - all just made me think this was exactly how this kind of stuff should be executed. Pitch perfect.

I saw the trailer at the weekend (before the godawful Transformers dreck) and it looks like the movie has been made with the same attention to detail. Really looking forward to it.

After the jump, I've embedded the original short film on which the movie is based.

You could believe that if you are duped by this kind of nonsense. In just 3 days, this footage has been seen 2 million times. Wow. It's a ghost! Give me a break...



Where's my Proton pack? I better hop a jet and head to Neverland to bust this specter. This is too hot to handle, too cold to hold.

A commute comparison. Last week vs this morning.

People have been spotting Jesus everywhere. In toast, false ceilings, The Egyptian Book of the Dead. But, with the death of Michael Jackson, a new trend may be starting.

Get ready for a wave of "I spotted Michael ______."

Here's the first: A family in Stockton Ohio claims an image of The King of Pop appeared on a tree stump in their front lawn. They hadn't noticed his image before.

Neighbors gathered over the weekend to look at the image for themselves and wonder why Michael chose to appear as opposed to other recently killed celebrities, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon or Steve 'Air" McNair.

Well it's simple really...

To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they're both about even.

Link

Jackson once visited the city after a school shooting. Jesus never has. Yet.

And now the race has started.
Who will find the next image of Jackson and sell their story to a tabloid newspapers?

We shall see. I knew this, if find Michael's image on the back of a NYC subway rat I'll report it here.

Why can't all headlines be that direct? Wouldn't it make life better? Such as these; "Economy Takes Massive Dump: You're Screwed." Or "Society Heading to Hell on a Speedboat." Or, better yet, "OJ Simpson Kills Two People." Let's get on this Associated Press.

In Mexico City, twin brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez moonlighted as the magical midget wrestling duo La Parkita (Little Death) and Espectrito Jr. Midget wrestling has a grand tradition in Mexico. Like mariachi bands and murder. There are superstars like Mascarita Sagrada, a 4 foot 5 inch dynamo.

La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. just wanted a night on the town. They booked a couple hookers for an evening of entertainment. Then it appears that the ladies of the night drugged, robbed and killed the brothers. Not cool, whores. Not cool.

YesButNoButYes mourns their loss.

Now I wish you luck in not picturing two midget brothers in luchador masks having sex with Mexican hookers. Happy Monday.