So the other day President Barry Obama was giving an interview to CNBC. A pesky housefly buzzed him a few times. Annoying. So our President channeled a little Miyagi Magic and killed the bugger with a swift "Hassan Chop!"
See for yourself:
Enter the always-in-touch-with-reality animal rights group PETA. They found this act barbaric and said today:
Sigh... You bet PETA. President Obama should have spared the fly so it could fulfill it's purpose for the remaining 10 days it's alive. Chilling on dog turds and spreading disease. This is just like slaughtering an elephant for the ivory tusks and selling the heart to voodoo witch doctors.
Morons...
See for yourself:
Enter the always-in-touch-with-reality animal rights group PETA. They found this act barbaric and said today:
He (Obama) isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act.
Sigh... You bet PETA. President Obama should have spared the fly so it could fulfill it's purpose for the remaining 10 days it's alive. Chilling on dog turds and spreading disease. This is just like slaughtering an elephant for the ivory tusks and selling the heart to voodoo witch doctors.
Morons...
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That was pretty impressive. I never get the fuckers.
Eww..I hope he washed his hands.
he definitely honed in on his powers before delivering that fatal blow.
peta has never had any credibility, lets not even talk about their sea kittens campaign...
This is your North Korean dictator.
This is your North Korean dictator if he doesn't toe the line.
Nice, boss.
One problem with that quip: Obama wet his pants when Kim Jong-Il launched a dummy nuke at Japan, and then promised to disarm the U.S. to make the world safer for tin-pot dictators to starve their people. But, damn, we got that fly and offended some ugly girls, so yay us!
I might be a little fuzzy on the details, though. I was too busy shooting squirrels off my porch with a kitten launcher while eating a ham sandwich and laughing at the unflattering parts of the PETA brain-trust's naked bodies.
Mmmmmm, kitten launchers...
Seriously, though, where is PETA going with this "Scarred Ugly Nudes Against Obama" Campaign?
Seriously, look at them. At first I thought it was one of their vivisection documentaries.
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I repeat, with Nobama's heritage, I'm surprised he didn't just pop the fly in his mouth. Yum Yum
Technically, Jerry, you didn't repeat that statement.
It just felt like you did.
I recommend the Comfort Wipe.
kitten launcher? please tell me more. i've been having to just drop them from a bridge. a kitten launcher? so what you're saying is, i can actualy launch a kitten into the air? well, that sounds damn interesting.
What in the hell is a "Don't Swayze Bro? Are you black? What you swayze, bro. That's ebonics, bro. Bro Bro Bro ad infinitum.........bro
Phantom, chill bro.
I may be black, but I can go on a diet.
Oh wait.
I'm thinking of some other completely socially unacceptable trait that can be changed, like gender.
So I guess this is to officially say: "I'm sorry my race unleashed the dingo that ate your baby."
If you Close your eyes and listen to the audio, you can imagine him snapping up the fly with his tongue like a frog.
I LOLed
Great example for children to watch. Don't we see enough violence on TV already? Take it out on a fly... then who or what next? May be next time a flea, or perhaps even a head lice may be the next victim? When will this violence end? Even a carrot has a right to life, without being plucked from Mother Earth's womb prematurely.
Mmmm. Perhaps it needs to be dealt with in a court of law. I wonder it Johnathan Lee Riches is aware of this incident yet?