Holy shit. Just....Holy Fuckin' SHIT! What the hell is goin on with the world!

Cause of death?

Multiple Slap Chop wounds.

Wow.
Sure glad, I'm not famous!

i take back everything i ever wished for. I don't wanna be rich and famous. Just rich would be fine!

If I'm El Debarge or the Sham Wow guy, I'm laying low for a couple days.

To calm everyone's nerves; I'm still alive. I'm fine.

Guess all of those people who say these things happen in threes were WRONG.

Hahaha.
Fantastic comic. Oh so true.

JW,
OMG.
What a relief....I was so worried.

Were you out shopping for a new hat?

Just a tip for everyone who panicked: Whenever JW "disappears" for a few days, check Ricky Gervais' appearances schedule: he just started shooting on Cemetery Junction.

Don't believe me? http://www.rickygervais.com/cjpressrelease1.html

Swayze is on to me...

And yes, Effen, I was prowling Manhattan haberdasheries looking for new lids.

The comic strip says just the truth about moments like we're passing these days.

Thank Jebus JW is doing fine. I saw a monkey crying last Saturday on the Zoo, I thought he knew something and didn't want to tell me, but thankfully it was not JW's death he was weeping for...

Leo,

No monkey is an island, entire of itself; every monkey is a piece of the zoo, a part of the main. If a poo be washed away by the keeper, Brazil is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any monkey's death diminishes me, because I am involved in monkeykind, and therefore never send to know for whom the monkey weeps; it weeps for thee.

DSB, that was poetry. Pure. Simple. Touching.

I dropped a tear on my keyboard, just thinking about the pain that poor monkey was going through...

I'm a little choked up.