Maybe it is a little early to be planning Halloween. Ahh, who are we kidding, it's never too early to be thinking about Halloween.

At this website you can pre-order the "Jabba the Hutt Supreme Edition Costume." Only $70.90! A bargain at twice the price, kids. This beauty comes with a "body piece (complete with tail), headpiece, and a battery-operated fan to keep you cool." (I think Salacious Crumb is sold separately.)

This is how you convince your hot friend she needs to squeeze into the Princess Leia gold bikini. "Look Heather, do you want to win the costume contest or not? I've got the Jabba outfit ready to go. You slip on that baby and we're shoe-ins." This plan can't fail.

So, order the costume and start practicing you Jabba quotes in the mirror. "Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?"

Extra tidbit: I learned that Salacious Crumb is a "Kowakian monkey-lizard." Awesome...