During all the non-stop Michael Jackson montages the past couple days, as I found myself automatically singing lines like, "don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran," and "don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan," it made me realize how much I've been jonesing for a dose of Weird Al. A big, fat, double-dose even.

Perhaps now, more than ever, we need the soothing tones of "Eat It" (click image above to play video in a new window) and "Fat" (after the jump, same deal.)