Truth that kids never pay attention to adults. This may be a tough one for the Loyal 77 (I like to push your comedy sometimes).....feel free to discuss and come up with a group caption if one person can't nail it.
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Despite the early tragedy, field tests of the Kidapult continued as planned .
'Sucka tried to take my milk money. Had to bust a cap.'
'Word.'
"Are they looking at us?"
"Nope, seems like we're clear."
And that was the last time that Mr. Johnston gave Damion a Time Out at recess.
That'll teach him to get off the teetertotter the first time we ask.
where's Mom?
As victims mount and police are confounded, the "Seesaw Slayers" get downright cocky.
'Dang Mr. Roger's neighborhood is rougher than I remember.'
In this neighborhood when they put you in time-out they mean it.
'Quick, someone drop a dime on Barney.'
Damn guys! Either I underestimated the comedy gold that is in ya or I have lost my sarcastic edge.
Necrophilia or Pedophilia?
The tragic end to Bam Margera's dumdass life.
CSI: Lincoln Elementary School just doesn't seem to have the same magic of the other franchises.
Lil Timmy hid the gun in the sand box then got to acting natural.
nice one SalMoIlla
"Yeah, I got his wallet before those clowns showed up!"
It´s a really nice day in the schoolyard. While some kids play on the seasaw, others play "cops and robbers".
'I don't know what it means, but I think this pokeman card is a clue!'
Teach that muthafucka to try and muscle in on MY lik-m-aid territory!
I"M the source in this town!
No, my mom won't let me play Halo. Says the violence is too realistic and a bad influence.
The Third Precinct's experimental "shock improv" program was quickly closed down after initial results showed that kids simply didn't give a fuck.
"I wonder how long it will take the idiots looking at this picture to figure out that isn't a real crime scene?"
"What's that Blue? You want me to find something in a spray bottle?"
"Can you see anything in a spray bottle?"
"Good job! You found the luminol!"
(May be irrelevant to anyone who has not raised children (or babysat them) in the last 7 years or so)
Detective Oneal always dreaded "Take You Kid to Work" day, but this time it seemed to work out okay.
Doug, the playground bully, had made his point. Made it very well.
LMAO I think E got in one.
Every child has a moment that changes the direction of their life. For little Gil Grissom, today was that day.
Substitute teaching....not a great career move.
"Next, Ice Cream Man comes in my 'hood..MoFo better come across with my friggin Nutter Butter Bar."
"But Billy, It couldn't have been one of the Loyal 77! They loved Sara!"
"I don't know, they kept asking for little things like an archived forum, html in posts, and most of all, the ability to correct typos in their own posted comments."
Mr. Ferguson learned never to punish little Bobby Johnson when he's coming dow from a Ritalin high.
rrrr... my OCD is compelling me to correct the typos
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Detective Oneal always dreaded "Take Your Kid to Work" day, but this time it seemed to work out okay.
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"But Billy, It couldn't have been one of the Loyal 77! They loved Scara!"
"I don't know, they kept asking for little things like an archived forum, html in posts, and most of all, the ability to correct typos in their own posted comments."
The children's parents were not allowed to pick them up from the playground, in order to preserve the crime scene.
PEW-PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW!
(Kid in red to kid in blue): "So I capped that chump like you dared me, now you gotsta ride that faggy spotted dog thing!"
Luckily for CSI there was a playground nearby on Bring Your Kid to Work day.
The forensic department's Bring Your Kid To Work Day was an terrific educational experience for all involved!
Bloods Versus Crips, the VERY early years.
10 years after Columbine, things have returned to normal in Littleton, Colorado.
When Jon turned up dead and Kate went missing, nobody at Child Protective Services was surprised.
... and nobody wanted to question the kids.
Daddy saw mommy kissing Santa Clause
gees wish u were heavier i still cant see shit