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 Truth that kids never pay attention to adults.  This may be a tough one for the Loyal 77 (I like to push your comedy sometimes).....feel free to discuss and come up with a group caption if one person can't nail it.

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Despite the early tragedy, field tests of the Kidapult continued as planned .

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 19, 2009 1:07 PM.

'Sucka tried to take my milk money. Had to bust a cap.'
'Word.'

said E on June 19, 2009 1:14 PM.

"Are they looking at us?"
"Nope, seems like we're clear."

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 19, 2009 1:17 PM.

And that was the last time that Mr. Johnston gave Damion a Time Out at recess.

said Baierman on June 19, 2009 1:17 PM.

That'll teach him to get off the teetertotter the first time we ask.

said davelog on June 19, 2009 1:29 PM.

where's Mom?

said chris on June 19, 2009 1:40 PM.

As victims mount and police are confounded, the "Seesaw Slayers" get downright cocky.

said Tincase on June 19, 2009 1:53 PM.

'Dang Mr. Roger's neighborhood is rougher than I remember.'

said E on June 19, 2009 2:38 PM.

In this neighborhood when they put you in time-out they mean it.

said E on June 19, 2009 3:01 PM.

'Quick, someone drop a dime on Barney.'

said E on June 19, 2009 3:02 PM.

Damn guys! Either I underestimated the comedy gold that is in ya or I have lost my sarcastic edge.

said Bigus Dickus on June 19, 2009 3:38 PM.

Necrophilia or Pedophilia?

said SalMoIlla on June 19, 2009 3:49 PM.

The tragic end to Bam Margera's dumdass life.

said mekon12 on June 19, 2009 3:59 PM.

CSI: Lincoln Elementary School just doesn't seem to have the same magic of the other franchises.

said Joe on June 19, 2009 4:20 PM.

Lil Timmy hid the gun in the sand box then got to acting natural.

nice one SalMoIlla

said etantao on June 19, 2009 4:34 PM.

"Yeah, I got his wallet before those clowns showed up!"

said Brother Bill on June 19, 2009 5:02 PM.

It´s a really nice day in the schoolyard. While some kids play on the seasaw, others play "cops and robbers".

said Vina on June 19, 2009 5:16 PM.

'I don't know what it means, but I think this pokeman card is a clue!'

said E on June 19, 2009 8:46 PM.

Teach that muthafucka to try and muscle in on MY lik-m-aid territory!

I"M the source in this town!

said Sheriff Pablo on June 19, 2009 10:02 PM.

No, my mom won't let me play Halo. Says the violence is too realistic and a bad influence.

said Brother Bill on June 20, 2009 8:35 AM.

The Third Precinct's experimental "shock improv" program was quickly closed down after initial results showed that kids simply didn't give a fuck.

said Brother Bill on June 20, 2009 8:42 AM.

"I wonder how long it will take the idiots looking at this picture to figure out that isn't a real crime scene?"

said brad on June 20, 2009 1:39 PM.

"What's that Blue? You want me to find something in a spray bottle?"
"Can you see anything in a spray bottle?"
"Good job! You found the luminol!"

(May be irrelevant to anyone who has not raised children (or babysat them) in the last 7 years or so)

said Mathochistic on June 20, 2009 2:05 PM.

Detective Oneal always dreaded "Take You Kid to Work" day, but this time it seemed to work out okay.

said Brother Bill on June 20, 2009 8:16 PM.

Doug, the playground bully, had made his point. Made it very well.

said Brother Bill on June 20, 2009 8:42 PM.

LMAO I think E got in one.

said Evangeline on June 20, 2009 10:18 PM.

Every child has a moment that changes the direction of their life. For little Gil Grissom, today was that day.

said Brother Bill on June 21, 2009 12:15 AM.

Substitute teaching....not a great career move.

said EffenIdontcare on June 21, 2009 12:23 AM.

"Next, Ice Cream Man comes in my 'hood..MoFo better come across with my friggin Nutter Butter Bar."

said EffenIdontcare on June 21, 2009 12:28 AM.

"But Billy, It couldn't have been one of the Loyal 77! They loved Sara!"

"I don't know, they kept asking for little things like an archived forum, html in posts, and most of all, the ability to correct typos in their own posted comments."

said Brother Bill on June 21, 2009 9:58 AM.

Mr. Ferguson learned never to punish little Bobby Johnson when he's coming dow from a Ritalin high.

said brotherbox on June 21, 2009 10:05 AM.

rrrr... my OCD is compelling me to correct the typos

Detective Oneal always dreaded "Take Your Kid to Work" day, but this time it seemed to work out okay.

"But Billy, It couldn't have been one of the Loyal 77! They loved Scara!"

"I don't know, they kept asking for little things like an archived forum, html in posts, and most of all, the ability to correct typos in their own posted comments."

said Brother Bill on June 21, 2009 1:54 PM.

The children's parents were not allowed to pick them up from the playground, in order to preserve the crime scene.

said Knifey James on June 21, 2009 2:12 PM.

PEW-PEW-PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW!

said Marco McClean on June 21, 2009 6:22 PM.

(Kid in red to kid in blue): "So I capped that chump like you dared me, now you gotsta ride that faggy spotted dog thing!"

said Shumway on June 22, 2009 12:19 AM.

Luckily for CSI there was a playground nearby on Bring Your Kid to Work day.

said thegut on June 22, 2009 5:11 PM.

The forensic department's Bring Your Kid To Work Day was an terrific educational experience for all involved!

said G on June 23, 2009 12:52 AM.

Bloods Versus Crips, the VERY early years.

said G on June 23, 2009 12:53 AM.

10 years after Columbine, things have returned to normal in Littleton, Colorado.

said Tim on June 23, 2009 11:11 AM.

When Jon turned up dead and Kate went missing, nobody at Child Protective Services was surprised.

... and nobody wanted to question the kids.

said Tim on June 23, 2009 11:19 AM.

Daddy saw mommy kissing Santa Clause

said RBK on June 25, 2009 6:59 PM.

gees wish u were heavier i still cant see shit

said Ninja_Wallaby on June 28, 2009 1:11 PM.
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