From the insanity that is late night infomercials....
Finally there's a better way to wipe your ass!
Forget toilet paper, tissues, moist towelettes and old copies of Maxim. With Comfort Wipe you'll never have to touch your poo again. That's if you can figure out how to make this thing work as you sit on the bowl.
Better loosen those cheeks folks cause now we know what Conan and Dave will be making fun of next week.
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HaHaHaHaHa!!! Oh, My God!!
This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
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"daddy, how did you make your first million dollars?"
"Why, honey. I invented a better way for people to wipe their ass!"
"Gee daddy, you made the world a better place!"
I am gobsmacked. I love when the fat guy says "there are advantages" to being fat. And those would be ... what?
And "maintain your dignity" is also on the highlight reel. Who needs 18 extra inches of wiping reach?
B-man,
I cannot wait to see the comments from the L77 on this one! This is one priceless find, in my eyes!
JW, I hear ya, man. BUT, I think I remember being told once, "I couldn't find my ass with both hands." Maybe, the extra 18 inches would have been just right.
(yes, my mom was pretty rough on me.)
From what I understand if you are massively obese, wiping your ass can be a problem, you literally can't reach it. If that's your situation, this thing is for you. I bet this sells like hotcakes at WalMart.
First time I watched this I was speechless. Second time, I just laughed and laughed
Ass wiping innovation, I think not.
http://www.irintech.com/x1/images/jean/roman_toilet_paper.jpg
@Johnny Wright: the advantage would be 'chubby chasers'.
As a big guy myself, I can safely say that the day I need help wiping my ass is the day I stop eating.
Man, Mathochistic is a freaking detective. Impressive.
Noted Chris.
JW
"You can maintain your Dignity, And your personal Hygeine"
Lady you are wiping your ass with a stick...Dignity is not on your to-do list today.
Too bad this thing came out after Jackass went off the air. I can picture Johnny Knoxville whacking Bam Margera upside the head with one of these things....
I believe I'll just stick with the 3 seashells, thank you very much.
Ummm, where is one supposed to put this thing when not using it?
PZR, I think it doubles as a toilet brush, since that's what it looks like to me.
Or you can put a Swiffer wipe on it and dust.
I'm pretty sure this thing doubles as the top award for the Douche Olympics. It doesn't go around your neck, though.
I am betting the Comfort Grip II, comes with "bristle" attachment and includes two "AA" batteries!
Hmm. Maybe there is something sneaky going on here. Look at the picture and imagine you dont know what this product is being marketed as. It's a hot chick with a large, ergonomically shaped probe....
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. I used to work at WaterPik and it is my understanding that people did things with shower massages and electric toothbrushes that were not approved by the FDA. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Comfort Wipe + Sham Wow= nightmare
Its pretty sad when people are fat enough to justify making something like that, damn! At what point do the rail road crossing guards drop down in your mind? Too fat to wipe your ass? Just use a stick with a sham wow tied to the end.
What they should do is tie a twinkie to the end and put it on a treadmill, that could actually be useful!
Damn Baier, you owe me a new keyboard!
@Matochist: This one can be easier used in an internal cleaning, if you're so inclined. It's more, how could I say, anatomic?
"Too bad this thing came out after Jackass went off the air. I can picture Johnny Knoxville whacking Bam Margera upside the head with one of these things...." --> With a used piece of toilet paper attached to the end.
PZR, you can use your imagination to figure where I'm thinking one could put it after using.