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Police Ask: "Ma'am, why is there a baby squirrel in your cleavage?"
Item! In Ohio a woman was brought downtown to the precinct to answer questions about a local murder. She was answering the copper's inquiries when, all of a sudden, a freaking squirrel popped out of her cleavage. The lady had a baby squirrel tucked in her boobies. You know, as you do.



There's a "snug as a squirrel in a hooters" joke in here somewhere but I can't seem to find it.

Both the woman and the very comfy squirrel were released without incident.

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8 Comments

"...things pop-out of my shirts sometimes..."

"Talk about being sandwiched there between those..."

I love anchors with sense of humor...

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 30, 2009 11:35 AM.

Maybe that's how she packs lunch.

said E on June 30, 2009 5:49 PM.

I gotta start watching channel 11 more often...

said Liz on June 30, 2009 6:14 PM.

Was she planning on going for an insanity defense?

said surban on June 30, 2009 7:38 PM.

Reminds me of an incident a couple of years ago when I found a baby squirrel that had fallen out of tree. When the woman from animal control arrived, she immediately took the little sucker and stuck it right into her bra. Said she was keeping it warm. Maybe its the same lady and the squirrel has been living in there this whole time..

said CindylovesScara on June 30, 2009 8:12 PM.

Maybe surban. Perhaps like the apocryphal -- and probably not true -- story of the inmate that put chunky peanut butter in his buttcrack, then pretended to eat his poo. He's crazy! Case dismissed!

said Johnny Wright on June 30, 2009 8:16 PM.

I have been known to carry a 'pocket weasel', but, you know, that's different.

said E on June 30, 2009 10:56 PM.

wonder if i could feed it some nuts. heck, might even get a 2fer?


and from the looks of things, there might have been a whole family of 'em in there. did they even bother to look?

i wonder what she declares at the border???

got any plants or animals miss? oh, just the usual, a couple squirrels, beaver, osalot and a badger...

said phatlard on July 1, 2009 3:08 AM.
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