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{ June 26, 2009 }

Monkey Winos

Posted by Johnny Wright

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Monkey News!

Vervet Monkeys were brought to the Caribbean 300 years ago from Africa. Since then they have become drunks. Booze-craving lushes. They'll do anything to boost a fruity cocktail. Anything.

"I saw a wino eating grapes, I said 'Dude, you have to wait.'"
Mitch Hedberg

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2 Comments

And I thought it was annoying when my cat drinks out of my water glass...

said Eddy on June 26, 2009 4:45 PM.

I can't believe, Tim, has not jumped to the defense of the country cousins!
I mean, family is family.

said EffenIdontcare on June 29, 2009 2:24 AM.

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