OK, here's a product I didn't know anyone needed. Then again, I wasn't blessed with large hooters. No implants, no pregnancies, and I was middle aged before I got up to average size. But the developer of this product started noticing wrinkles in her cleavage (the horror!) and did the research to determine it was caused by sleeping on her side. Makes your breasts sag, you see.
The Kush is a soft plastic cylinder that will stay between your boobs to keep the top one from stretching and/or crushing the bottom one when you are on your side. Available in small, medium, and large starting at $38.95.
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And for when you're sleeping on your back, they're developing a product called "The Klamp".
What, no extra large??
I know I'm probably going to regret posting this but....while I'd never but something like this having big boobies stinks. Granted, some of it is from weight gain from meds, but even before they somehow ballooned when I turned 20. Especially when you can't do that whole math formula to figure out your cup size because it comes out in negative numbers.
This product is a waste besides being (probably) useless it will also make the wrinkles worse because it's going to cause your boobs to be further away from each other. Try finding a bra that pulls in "wide" boobs that are also big if you have a small ribcage it's fing almost impossible.
I imagine it also helps with the very unfortunate "cleavage sweats"...
If my GF got one of these, where would I put my hand when we're sleeping?