Let's start with the seven inches of beef with a dribble of mayo, and take it from there, shall we? You can just imagine want went through this creative team's sordid mind.
Can we make this a caption competition? (Via AgencySpy)
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Ad guy #1: "You know what this ad needs?"
Ad guy #2: "About 12 different dick jokes?"
Ad guy #1: "Exactly. You read my mind!"
Ad guy #2: "You were thinking about dicks?"
Cue laugh track.
The Seven Incher: Expect Shrinkage.
The BK Seven Incher - Now With More Crack Whore!
Best Served Toasted.
Swayze - two zingers straight out the gate. Nice!
Warning: Images on the ad may look bigger than actual burger.
'Are you in the mood for a super hot beef injection? Wrap your lips around the BK seven incher!'
Seven inches; three times a day. It's good to be 'da King.
Warning: Head in this ad may appear smaller than it actually is.
yeppers... That is the state of creative in the agencies these days. The last time any of these kids were in a woman was the Statue of Liberty.
Go back to flippin burgers - leave the writing to the professionals.
Burger King, apply directly to the forehead. Burger King, apply directly to the forehead. Burger King, apply directly to the forehead.
Don't forget the maple syrup, Tim.
"*For best results, gently cup the fries in your other hand while eating."
Seems like there's also something we could do with the "BK" actually standing for "Bu Kkake," but I keep coming up short (heh heh.)
To think it was said that I'm the Japanese-porn freak around here... Good one, Jeem.
Seven inches: Not as big as you'd like to think.
Good one Jeem.
This reminds me of a old, somewhat lame joke:
"Whats the difference between a bk 7 incher and a penis?"
"I don't know."
"Would you like to come by my place for a snack?"
now that you've "blown" me away, would you "dump" that chocolate shake on my back?
I don't know about BK, but I would love to slip my Big Mac into Wendy's hot and juicy. (Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)
Does it only come in 7"?
Just order "Lick my Lovepump" off the Special Secret menu.
Food Porn #2 - Seven Incher Boogaloo:
"The latest scandalous offering from BK, home of succulent, steaming hot meat! Cali loves to sample the sizzling hot beef! Veronika makes nice with Scott’s Seven Incher! Barely Legal Madison is tight and tiny, with pickles! You’ll love the taste of Honey! Getting a mouth full is never enough for Michelle. Napkins recommended for all viewers. Have it your way, with poon perfection. Always, at Burger King. ©"
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face
sorry, mixing up my fast food chains and their slightly suggestive slogans ;o)
I think I'm going to open a diner. Call it 'TGI - Caption Competition'. Menu includes:
General T'snatch's Chicken
BuKake Burger
Bicycle Blow Out Chili
Planned Parenthood Shrimp Platter
Saute'd Mermaid.
Sides - Bacon, Boobies, Fries.
Tell me that's not a winner.
E, feel free to add "Teddy's Tasty Toasty Testes (Appalachian Oysters)" to the menu as well.
Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal, please.
Kevin,
Me thinks a "Happy Ending" Meal. Pretty Please!
Remember, guys...if you want her to have it, WRAP IT FIRST!