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How many cliches in one ad? I think we can do better

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Let's start with the seven inches of beef with a dribble of mayo, and take it from there, shall we? You can just imagine want went through this creative team's sordid mind.

Can we make this a caption competition? (Via AgencySpy)

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Ad guy #1: "You know what this ad needs?"
Ad guy #2: "About 12 different dick jokes?"
Ad guy #1: "Exactly. You read my mind!"
Ad guy #2: "You were thinking about dicks?"

Cue laugh track.

said Your Mom's New Boyfriend on June 23, 2009 1:46 PM.

The Seven Incher: Expect Shrinkage.

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 23, 2009 1:55 PM.

The BK Seven Incher - Now With More Crack Whore!

said Don't Swayze Bro on June 23, 2009 1:57 PM.

Best Served Toasted.

said EffenIdontcare on June 23, 2009 2:01 PM.

Swayze - two zingers straight out the gate. Nice!

said Scaramouch on June 23, 2009 2:06 PM.

Warning: Images on the ad may look bigger than actual burger.

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 23, 2009 2:12 PM.

'Are you in the mood for a super hot beef injection? Wrap your lips around the BK seven incher!'

said E on June 23, 2009 2:13 PM.

Seven inches; three times a day. It's good to be 'da King.

said Tim on June 23, 2009 2:20 PM.

Warning: Head in this ad may appear smaller than it actually is.

said Tincase on June 23, 2009 3:19 PM.

yeppers... That is the state of creative in the agencies these days. The last time any of these kids were in a woman was the Statue of Liberty.

Go back to flippin burgers - leave the writing to the professionals.

said laszlow on June 23, 2009 3:27 PM.

Burger King, apply directly to the forehead. Burger King, apply directly to the forehead. Burger King, apply directly to the forehead.

said Scaramouch on June 23, 2009 3:29 PM.

Don't forget the maple syrup, Tim.

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 23, 2009 3:34 PM.

"*For best results, gently cup the fries in your other hand while eating."

Seems like there's also something we could do with the "BK" actually standing for "Bu Kkake," but I keep coming up short (heh heh.)

said Jeem on June 23, 2009 4:16 PM.

To think it was said that I'm the Japanese-porn freak around here... Good one, Jeem.

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 23, 2009 4:22 PM.

Seven inches: Not as big as you'd like to think.

said Tincase on June 23, 2009 5:07 PM.

Good one Jeem.

said E on June 23, 2009 5:21 PM.

This reminds me of a old, somewhat lame joke:
"Whats the difference between a bk 7 incher and a penis?"
"I don't know."
"Would you like to come by my place for a snack?"

said E on June 23, 2009 5:22 PM.

now that you've "blown" me away, would you "dump" that chocolate shake on my back?

said phatlard on June 23, 2009 8:09 PM.

I don't know about BK, but I would love to slip my Big Mac into Wendy's hot and juicy. (Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.)

said E on June 23, 2009 8:25 PM.

Does it only come in 7"?

said kneeslapper! on June 23, 2009 8:47 PM.

Just order "Lick my Lovepump" off the Special Secret menu.

said Scaramouch on June 23, 2009 10:13 PM.

Food Porn #2 - Seven Incher Boogaloo:

"The latest scandalous offering from BK, home of succulent, steaming hot meat! Cali loves to sample the sizzling hot beef! Veronika makes nice with Scott’s Seven Incher! Barely Legal Madison is tight and tiny, with pickles! You’ll love the taste of Honey! Getting a mouth full is never enough for Michelle. Napkins recommended for all viewers. Have it your way, with poon perfection. Always, at Burger King. ©"

said E on June 23, 2009 10:42 PM.

If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face

said Vicky on June 23, 2009 11:25 PM.

sorry, mixing up my fast food chains and their slightly suggestive slogans ;o)

said Vicky on June 23, 2009 11:26 PM.

I think I'm going to open a diner. Call it 'TGI - Caption Competition'. Menu includes:
General T'snatch's Chicken
BuKake Burger
Bicycle Blow Out Chili
Planned Parenthood Shrimp Platter
Saute'd Mermaid.

Sides - Bacon, Boobies, Fries.

Tell me that's not a winner.

said E on June 24, 2009 1:05 AM.

E, feel free to add "Teddy's Tasty Toasty Testes (Appalachian Oysters)" to the menu as well.

said Tim on June 24, 2009 10:12 AM.

Yes, I'd like a Happy Meal, please.

said Kevin L. on June 24, 2009 10:33 AM.

Kevin,
Me thinks a "Happy Ending" Meal. Pretty Please!

said EffenIdontcare on June 24, 2009 8:51 PM.

Remember, guys...if you want her to have it, WRAP IT FIRST!

said G on June 26, 2009 10:17 AM.
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