Of course nobody questions that Sacha Baron Cohen has the biggest set of titanium nuts on the planet. Well, last night at the MTV Movie Awards, he put those nuts on Eminem's chin.
Slim Shady was not amused.
Slim Shady was not amused.
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Wow. eh... damn.
Is it sad that the greatest, most respectable Eminem moment of his career was having Borat's package in his face?
If by sad, you mean awesome, then yes.
I wonder how many guys in his 'posse' were laughing their ass off inside as they walked out in united protest.
I don't get how this is awesome.
I've never understood how there's any difference between Cohen and that moron Ashton Kutcher. They both seem like pricks who make millions by taking advantage of other people, and filming it.
Sounds like a funny show. They had Forrest Whittacker singing Dick in a Box. Wouldn't see that at the Oscars.
I think you're right Tim. This probably doesn't do much for M&M's street credibility. Course his target audience has probably grown out of him by now. Whose gonna get those Fred Durst references now?
So I guess we can all pencil in "faux-Austrian testicles" on the list of things Eminem is deathly afraid of, right after "plastic dog hand puppets."
I keep hoping Em will come out in a few years and say he was in on these jokes and just ACTING like a humorless douche, a la Jerry Lawler and Andy Kaufman...but I'm not holding my breath.
em has earned every bit of his success in hip hop. i wouldn't expect you lillywhite assholes with your inbred sense of entitlement to understand what kind of struggle he went through.
as far as you cracker-ass bitch motherfuckerz who look down at the hip hop culture cause of your subliminal racist attitudes for all things non-white (and yes, that does include shadys white ass). FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOUR UGLY ASS CHILDREN. RIGHT UP THEIR LITTLE FUCKING ASSHOLES.
FUCK YOUR WHOLE WASTE OF LIFE FAMILIES.
I WISH YOU ALL THE WORST THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER.
and please. SUCK MY DICK UNTILL I CUMM BUCKETS DOWN YOUR HORRID THROATS. AND I HOPE YOU DIE CHOCKING ON MY HANDSOME COCK.
Yeah, we've all seen "8 Mile" too. And for the record, I've been an avid hip hop fan since Public Enemy's "Nation of Millions" came out. Doesn't make Eminem any less of a douche.
So, just so I'm clear, if you don't laugh when someone sticks their ass in your face , you're a humorless douche...is that correct? Or is this more for the Triumph thing?
Funny how Eminem can rap about anything that he wants, no matter how offensive, and when people get upset about it he just says 'Aww I was just clowning dawg.', but if you try and have a laugh at his expense he acts like he has had a day at the beach and got sand in his vagina.
Like Jeem says, 'DOUCHE'.
Yeah, what Frank said.
Fay'a,
We don't like Eminem, but sure do know his plight
True dat
Ya' know we're assholes, but we are not lillywhite
True dat
You call us racist, but at least we get subliminal
True dat
Our children may be ugly-ass, but are not raised as criminal
True dat
Our families stick together, they're not a waste of life
True dat
Perhaps you'll come to paradise, be sure to bring the wife
Sincerely,
Senor Penez and Taint al-dat Hansem
Word up Tim-eeeee! You know what time it is. Ha ah!
For the record, it was probably fake, like much of what Cohen does.
I'm with you E. Em has a new album out and the Bruno movie is getting promoted. Em's quick exit seemed staged and I think he was mic'd up?
yeah i think it was staged, but funny no less, i bet really he woulda dodged it and smacked a camera or two...
If it does turn out this was staged, I will recant my "humorless douche" designation, admit that Em is a much better actor than I realized, and doff my cap to him and Cohen for hoodwinking me so well. Either way, though, this clip is hilarious.
Also...daaayum, Tim! You got the flow.
Well call me a cynical patriot with handsome blue eyes if you must but, I can't imagine this not being staged. Considering it is Cohen, FCOL.
In the video I saw, the camera was right on Slim and positioned perfectly as Cohen first entered. And who better in the music industry to have a gay european fashionista teabag than Slim Shady? Okay, maybe Pat Boone but he wasn't in the audience.
This was a staged and both were in on it. And I think the character of "Bruno" is pretty inspired.
You're not cynical, pally. Today it was confirmed what we all suspected. It was staged.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2009/06/andy-sambergs-writer-admits-bruno-eminem-stunt-was-wellrehearsed.html