Clearly the most entertaining story this week was Bret Michaels getting smacked in the coconut at the Tony Awards. It's the clip that keeps on giving. To be fair, how was he supposed to see that tiny set piece coming down? It's not like it was the size of the Madison Square Garden Jumbo-Tron and right in front of his face. What a stealthy Gillooly-like attack.
I'm a little unclear as to why Poison was at the Tony's. Was there a botox and wig tribute I am unaware of? If that was the case couldn't we just have grabbed a few drag queens from 8th Avenue? I'm looking forward to next year when Warrant plays the Golden Globes.
What better way to enjoy this accident than with the assistance of the Keyboard Cat. Roll the clip!
Fantastic...
I'm a little unclear as to why Poison was at the Tony's. Was there a botox and wig tribute I am unaware of? If that was the case couldn't we just have grabbed a few drag queens from 8th Avenue? I'm looking forward to next year when Warrant plays the Golden Globes.
What better way to enjoy this accident than with the assistance of the Keyboard Cat. Roll the clip!
Fantastic...
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Bret, how do you not notice a gigantic platform dropping down on you?
Poison - 0
Cat 1
Is there nothing Keyboard Cat can't improve?
Keyboard Cat is the frosting on the cake of despair and stupidity.
Keyboard Cat says "Lay your body down, Bret, but not on me."
Keyboard Cat..Rawks!
bret...eh?
i bet bret had a dream about the keyboard cat pwning him way back in the early 90's. but i bet he never saw himself rockin the tony's!
just a fyi JW, warrant can't get out of the gig they have at the wilsonville moose lodge womens auxiliary social that weekend. chin up tho, i hear the golden globes are talkin with ratt.
Phatlard from way downtown!
Too bad they can't get Great White. I hear they have a real Barn-burner of a show.
I'd watch the screen actors guild awards if the hired Cinderella and/or Extreme
Not too many things make me more annoyed than when in a social setting, a dope sees a guitar ands says "I play a little." Then picks up the guitar and plays the intro to "More Than Words" from Extreme. I could just lose it.
If someone picked up one of my axes and played that song, there's a good chance and would smack him over the head with my Epiphone Masterbuilt.
Same with "Patience" from Guns and Roses. The two songs idiots can play.