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Thanks to everyone for the good wishes and ribbing you sent and posted when I announced I was getting married. We did it, no regrets, and I finally posted pictures of the event. Well, pictures taken that day. See, Mr. Where-have-you-been-all-my-life decided he doesn't want his image or name on the net. So I had to pick photos he wasn't in (there weren't many of those) or crop him out. I got even with him by posting a photo where a flowerpot seems to be growing out of his head. Only one member of the Loyal 77 showed up. I couldn't stop him because he already knew where my house is. We had enough food (barely), no one called the cops, and a good time was had by all.

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Congrats Miss C! (Mrs C?)

Is he on witness protection?

said etantao on June 20, 2009 2:52 PM.

Did you say 'I do' or 'Yes.. But No.. But Yes!'

said E on June 20, 2009 5:09 PM.

Damn nice one E, should have thought of that.

said etantao on June 20, 2009 6:48 PM.

Feel better about yourself now Phantom?

said Brother Bill on June 21, 2009 9:53 AM.

I'm pretty close to banning you Phantom for overall stupidity.

said Johnny Wright on June 21, 2009 10:26 AM.

Oh, and ... a most sincere congratulations from New York.

said Johnny Wright on June 21, 2009 10:41 AM.

Luckily I'm not as squeamish with the delete button as you seem to be. The guy is a troll who's been leaving racist comments on here for months (both as Phantom and as "Jerry")

said Scaramouch on June 21, 2009 11:39 AM.

I am not a troll or a racist, you neanderthal! I just can't stand holier-than-thou "Scaramouch(e)s"!

said Phantom on June 21, 2009 11:51 AM.

I knew it was the same guy. Same URL. What a dick.

said Johnny Wright on June 21, 2009 11:57 AM.

Congratulations, Miss C! All the best to you and Mr. C. Looks like it was a beautiful ceremony.

said Jellio on June 21, 2009 1:04 PM.

Thanks, y'all!

I was just going to answer Phantom's questions. I'm pretty thick-skinned and have run into this type of thing before -quite a few times.

Some of my kids are adopted; some are stepchildren. The Mr. is sensitive about the scars on his face -radiator explosion years ago. The older he gets, the more it looks like just wrinkles. And why would I want to alter someone's race in Photoshop?

said Miss Cellania on June 21, 2009 1:32 PM.

Phantom - or Jerry, however you want to be addressed - here are my definitions:

A troll is someone who almost always uses a comment to criticize the writer or subject of a post while adding nothing of value. A racist is someone who seems to be consumed by race as a defining characteristic or a person.

With that in mind - here are your last 10 comments:

"What in the hell is a "Don't Swayze Bro? Are you black? What you swayze, bro. That's ebonics, bro. Bro Bro Bro ad infinitum.........bro"

"I repeat, with Nobama's heritage, I'm surprised he didn't just pop the fly in his mouth. Yum Yum"

"Once again, Sheriff Pablo has proved that more than one as*hole can be alive and spewing in our bodies. What a turd."

"Hey E. David Letterman is a pathetic, chauvinist A-hole who is desperate for ratings. When he makes the same sort of statements about a liberal politicians' child, then we can talk. She was at the game with her 14 year old daughter, not the 18 year old. He took the cowardly way out, like any lib talk show host would."

"Where are all the black people? I also didn't see any at the last NASCAR race I attended. What's going on here. Hello, we have a black president!"

"University of San Francisco dropped sports like 50 years ago. Duh! Did anyone notice the blacks have more natural rhythm than the white-bread crackers in the video? Just askin'................."

"I knew Kanye West was a pervert, but he's gay too. Wow!"

"There is simply no redeeming social value in this compilation of filth by a misfit like this guy. Oh, wait a minute. It does promote racism against "N-words"."

"An aside to Dick Chaney: Instead of cute, helpless little animals in their casts, wouldn't it be hilarious to see some of the bozos who blog on this sight (pun intended) in full body casts. HAHAHAHAHA"

"Look at these two douchebags. That's ridiculous. At least Rush can go out in public without being picked up for vagrancy."

The ones before that are all the same. You're kind of making this an easy accusation to back up.

said Scaramouch on June 21, 2009 3:51 PM.

1. Congrats Miss C and best wishes.
2. Nicely done Scara.
3. Jerry, you need a new schtick.

said E on June 21, 2009 4:51 PM.

I would like to apologize to E and Mis C for my remarks. They seem to get it that I was pulling the chains of the other reverse racists on this site.
Libs always squeal the loudest when the term "racist" is written or spoken.
Adios. Have a nice life And remember, there is racism in every crook and nanny.

said Jerry on June 21, 2009 6:15 PM.

Jerry, are you really, truly serious? If so, you are also delusional.

said Brother Bill on June 21, 2009 9:13 PM.

Miss C, once again, congrats, and my best wishes for you, Mr. Nice-Guy and all the kids.

Isn't this Jerry/Phantom the same one who posted some stupid topics on the forum?
Why bother? Just delete, ban the IP and say nothing. Trolls come back when they're fed. Just don't feed em.

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 22, 2009 9:32 AM.

Congrats Mrs. C!

Jerry, I've dabbled in trolldom myself. Normally it corresponded with drunkenness coupled with loneliness and a general loathing for everything that is Chad.
Happy times.
I've felt your pain buddy. But to invent an alias? To tag team an online community with your self absorbed bullshit?
Dude, that's like digging a sadness pit with a frozen turd.
Go out and make some friends, stop paying for sex or as the late Bill Hicks once said, "Have a fruit cup."

said Chad on June 23, 2009 4:57 AM.
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