From the insanity that is late night infomercials....
Finally there's a better way to wipe your ass!
Forget toilet paper, tissues, moist towelettes and old copies of Maxim. With Comfort Wipe you'll never have to touch your poo again. That's if you can figure out how to make this thing work as you sit on the bowl.
Better loosen those cheeks folks cause now we know what Conan and Dave will be making fun of next week.
