We've pimped someecards before, mostly because they say things we've always wanted to say but never had the HTML coding knowledge to put it in pixelated form. That is until now. I went back to the site recently and found they'll let you make your own custom cards, complete with some of the most horrible greetings your tiny insignificant brain can come up with. And so, in an effort to see how low-brow and horrible I could be, I decided to make a few. 
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I love them. Someecards has always been one of my favorite sites. The giant labia one is awesome. Any man who has been a man whore at anytime in his life, has ran across atleast one woman with a monster set of pussy lips. Probably several if they've evr whored around several california. They should start some kinda registry for those things, or maybe a concentration camp. Atleast throw up a few Labiaplasty billboards. Lets get this pandemic under control!
Admittedly the giant labia one was funny..but the second one..not so funny. I'm disappointed in you, Echo. :(
In her defense, maybe it wasn't that the labia was too large, but that the penis was too small.
Yeah, on the second one, anyone who saw the CF movie about Alex: The Life of a Child would agree with Cindy....
Oh get over yourselves... The CF one is funny. Damm political correctness.