Hell since I'm on a roll with posting today, I might as well throw out a Memorial Day Weekend Caption Competition for us to mull over as we enjoy frosty beverages in the name of freedom (and for those out of the country, enjoy one just for being who you are as we salute you also). Enjoy! (Thanks Leo for the pic!)
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I'm speechless...except to say that Leo, you signed that confidentiality statement when the PFC agreed to let you hang out with us that night.....did you not read the fine print about us retaining all photo rights?
Out - Furries
In - Slickies
Richard Gere's Gerbil Gets His Revenge.
Sorry Sarcky, but I didn't remember this pic was from THAT night... Someone sent me it in a blackmail message last night...
And by the way... you'd never want to know what did I google to bring me this pic as result of the search...
THIS JUST IN:
New designer steroids undetectable with current urine analysis.
**side effects may be apparent.
Who's the guy in pink leather
that'll make you head spin
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
As the day wore on Michael Jackson's Neverland auction got pretty creepy.
Just another ugly little Gitmo secret.
That's the last time I'll ever attend one of Jellio's birthday parties.
Three Chords and the truth unsensored..
The warm-up to my bachelorette party.
S.O.
I so want to see video of the main event!!
In fact, can I have an invite?
Only if your thighs and biceps look like his...
Effen, you don't know the hell we have to go through to get into the party... But once you're in... IT PAYS OFF!!!
Tim is a luck bastard... he has got into there without any effort...
Gee, S.O.
Were I there at the big pre-wedding party....I would only be concerned with YOUR thighs......and, the needs of the lady of the day.
I mean, for me, it is a day that will happen ONCE and never be mentioned again!
Unless, you care to share (brag) to close friends!
Leo, you my wingman, right?
Sure Effen... Count on me.
Effen, but you mentioned it here...so alas, it is not meant to be!
"How they celebrate 30th birthday parties in Southern California"
(am I right Vicky?)
"That's no Mini Mouse!"
Disney's approach to the gay audience hasn't gone as they imagined it would.
The Southern Baptist present: A musical, "The Beast Within"...and, the choir sings...
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes......"
The caption:
"Governor Schwarzenegger spanks an enthusiastic supporter at a last ditch Disneyland fundraiser to balance California's budget."
The Japanese make everything weird and creepy. Mickey Mouse is no exception.
At the annual Intel Inside Talent Show, Blue Man Group rival Pink Mouse brought down the house with his entertaining rendition of 'You Gotta Tap That Ass'.
You're SO right Sarcky!
That's how Mickey Mouse would look like if Disney was in San Francisco.