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These days wanna be drug mules have some rigorous testing with peanuts.
Nope--no nuts under here...told you that she was really a she....
But I hardly know you.
Stanley's hidden elephant cam looks like it will bring far greater results than those public bathroom webcams and shoe cams he tried in the past.
Yes, he might get arrested again, but *this* time the footage will be worth it....
Cover art for Dr. Seuss's book "Horton Feels a Hoo-Ha."
The elephant keeper says " no little Dumbo, I said she has junk in the trunk, not to put your trunk in her junk!"
Johnny Wright wins.
Two votes for Johnny Wright.
Yeah. Top that one, kids...
Game. Set. Match.
Congratulations J-Dub. You can pick up your honorary degree at any one of 500 nationwide, convenient Piggly Wiggly locations.
Under close watch of his handler, Gizmo the Wonder Elephant and Sister Mary Fister test a recent applicant to the local nunnery.
"If this is a benefit of joining the nunnery, I'd like to make a habit of it"
"Damn...if I tried that, she'd have security Taser me"
pee-no-nuts
Keeper to elephant " so that's where I left my nut's"
He's just looking up an old friend.
Joey the elephant asks "How YOU doin' "
Elephant: Now, this might sting a little...
How abortions are done in the 3rd World.
"No I do not want a Trunk Job."
handler: hummm... i didn't know elephants liked cod fish!
After getting fired from the circus, Dumbo decided to try his hand at being an OB-GYN.
Puts a new twist on the phase "packing your trunk".
Introducing the Tranny-Check 5000