I was trying to think if I have any useless skills (other than annoying Dave with my political views). Only thing I came up with is being able to list all 44 Presidents in a row (I know...weak). Oh, and knowing several ways to light a zippo.
Anyone out there with other useless skillz?
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Jellio, you don't annoy me with your political views. I can appreciate a spirited debate. I can also appreciate the fact that we all don't see through the same lens.
I really appreciate the fact that we live in a country where we can annoy each other with our political views.
I too am skilled with a Zippo. We are the same, just a little different.
Dave, I appreciate the comment. You know, I was thinking about a post to ask readers where they stand on the torture debate. I mean, a real, honest to God discussion, from everyone's gut, to find out where they stand. And actually, my views might surprise you.
But not here. This post is for more heady matters. Like, can anyone light their farts while doing a three beer funnel.
PS: Dave, let us know if you ever come to Manhattan. I'll take you to a good liberal bar on the lower east side. First round's on me.
Me in a Liberal bar in Manhattan?
I'd be like a turd in a punch bowl.
I saw a bar like that in the movie Police Academy.
I think it was called the Blue Oyster.
You can count me out.
I ain't dancing with a dude in a leather outfit.
I can stack 16 bar coasters, flip them in the air and catch them all. How's that?
(well, I did it once..I was told.)
I'm pretty sure this is fake. After his hand stops moving, it makes and unnatural slight jump. I think they are stopping the camera.