There is no end to the amusement the internet can bring. Previously, I thought we'd hit the apex once YouPorn came out and everything that came after would be pictures of cats with various foods placed on them. And yet, like finding the secret Warp-Zone on level 1-2 ... the world is bigger than you think.What I've done is taken well known song lyrics, run them through Google Translator and then changed them back into English. These were the results.
I Will Survive
(English to German to English)
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I have so many nights
Think about how you have me wrong
I am strongly
I have learned how to exercise
and so you're back
from space
I went to see here
with the sad look on the face
I was stupid lock
I should have your key
If I had known only for one second
They will be back to bother me
Now go to walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you are no longer accepted
were not you the one who tried to hurt me with Goodbye
You think I would crumble
They think that I see and die
Oh no, not me
I will survive
as long as I know how to love
I know that I stay alive
I have my whole life to live
I have all my love to give
and I will survive
I will survive
It has all the power I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to repair
the pieces of my broken heart
Oh, and I spent so many nights
Feeling, but unfortunately for me
I have to cry
Now I am holding my head high
and you see me
someone new
I'm not that person little chains
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and only with me, to be free
now I'm loving all my store
for someone to love me
Lady Madonna
(English to Spanish to English)
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how manage to make ends meet.
Believes that money? when you pay the rent?
You thought that money was heaven sent?
Friday night arrives without a suitcase.
Fluence on the morning of Sunday as a nun.
Monday child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run.
Lady madonna, baby at your breast.
Wonder how this was done to feed the rest.
See how they run.
Lady madonna, lying on the bed
Listen to music in his head.
Tuesday afternoon is never ending.
Wednesday morning papers didn't come.
Thursday night to repair the necessary measures.
See how they run.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how manage to make ends meet.
Born in the USA
(English to Italian to English)
Born in a city man dead
The first football I was when I hit the ground
It's the end of a dog that was beaten too
'Til you spend half your life covering up
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I had a little 'hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and kill the yellow man
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
I go to see the V.A. man
He said: "Son, you do not understand"
I had someone to Khe Sahn
Fighting the Viet Cong
Are still there, everything went
He had a little girl in Saigon
I have a picture of him in her arms
Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Outside the gas refinery fire
Are ten years down the road
In no place for performance, has nothing to do
I have a long history in the U.S.A. Daddy
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the USA
Born in the U.S.A.
Sweet Caroline
(English to Japanese to English)
Where to start is to know when you can not start
However, I see strong growth
Ah, spring, whooo, were not
Spring, summer
I would think that anyone would come
Hands, touching hands, reaching out to
It moved me touch me
Oh, sweet Caroline
Seems to have a good time
I would be inclined to think that it never
Now, I am the night, whooo see
So as not to miss
We're the only one, fill it and Oh
Hurt me
To run on my shoulders hurt
You can hurt the shares when I do?
Ah, a touching one, reaching out to
It moved me touch me
Oh, sweet Caroline
Seems to have a good time
Oh I'll be inclined to think that it never
Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times as well
Clocks
(English to Korean to English)
Sueopseup be saved, I will go off
I try to swim against tights
You had me down on my knee
Oh, I beg, I beg, and (singing) halkkeone
Leave things, to apologize to me and shoot my head off (and)
The problem is, the tiger (the song) is a sueopseup waiting to be tamed
You, you
Confusion, the walls closed and the clock (do) do not stop ticking
Come and take you home again, I'm, you are now (the song) and I know you can not stop
I get out of the sea, cursed () I missed the opportunity to
A part of the process of treatment, or the disease (singing) part of
You are
And nothing to compare with other people
Oheopgo, nothing to compare with other people
And nothing to compare with other people
You are
Home, home, where I wanted to go to
Thriller
(English to Chinese to English)
Its close to midnight and something evil hidden in the dark
Under the moonlight you see, you almost can not see the heart to stop
You try to scream, but the voice of terrorist activities, and then make
You begin to look forward to the freezing of terror right to you between the eyes,
You choose to paralysis
The reasons for this is thriller, thriller night
And any person going to save you from the beast on strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
You choose to live in a battle killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door and realize theres Grand Slam not left running
Your hands feel cold, do not know if youll see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
However, all you hear, and creepin behind this animal
Time of your choice
The reasons for this is thriller, thriller night
We do not have a second chance to do the eyes of the 44th
You know its thriller, thriller night
You choose to fight for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Calls on the night of biological
And the dead began to walk in their camouflage
Theres no foreigners escapin jaw
This time
(Theyre open)
This is the end of your life
Theyre you, theres demons close to each side
They will have you, unless you change some of your dial-up
Now is the time for me to embrace you and to work closely
Ill save you a whole night of terror screen,
Ill let you see
This is thriller, thriller night
Cause I can stimulate you more than any ghost
Should have the courage to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me Hold You Tight and share killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller tonight
National Land nightfall
Midnite hour of the close
Reptiles in search of blood
Neighborhood yawls intimidation
And found no person shall
No soul, have been
Have to face the hounds of hell
And the decomposed body inside the shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The side of the 4.0 million years
And from each tomb grizzy Village
Closing price in the sealed end
While you struggle to survive
Your body began to tremble
Not just a mortal can resist
Evil thriller
(English to German to English)
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I have so many nights
Think about how you have me wrong
I am strongly
I have learned how to exercise
and so you're back
from space
I went to see here
with the sad look on the face
I was stupid lock
I should have your key
If I had known only for one second
They will be back to bother me
Now go to walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you are no longer accepted
were not you the one who tried to hurt me with Goodbye
You think I would crumble
They think that I see and die
Oh no, not me
I will survive
as long as I know how to love
I know that I stay alive
I have my whole life to live
I have all my love to give
and I will survive
I will survive
It has all the power I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to repair
the pieces of my broken heart
Oh, and I spent so many nights
Feeling, but unfortunately for me
I have to cry
Now I am holding my head high
and you see me
someone new
I'm not that person little chains
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and only with me, to be free
now I'm loving all my store
for someone to love me
Lady Madonna
(English to Spanish to English)
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how manage to make ends meet.
Believes that money? when you pay the rent?
You thought that money was heaven sent?
Friday night arrives without a suitcase.
Fluence on the morning of Sunday as a nun.
Monday child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run.
Lady madonna, baby at your breast.
Wonder how this was done to feed the rest.
See how they run.
Lady madonna, lying on the bed
Listen to music in his head.
Tuesday afternoon is never ending.
Wednesday morning papers didn't come.
Thursday night to repair the necessary measures.
See how they run.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how manage to make ends meet.
Born in the USA
(English to Italian to English)
Born in a city man dead
The first football I was when I hit the ground
It's the end of a dog that was beaten too
'Til you spend half your life covering up
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I had a little 'hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and kill the yellow man
Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "Son if it was up to me"
I go to see the V.A. man
He said: "Son, you do not understand"
I had someone to Khe Sahn
Fighting the Viet Cong
Are still there, everything went
He had a little girl in Saigon
I have a picture of him in her arms
Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Outside the gas refinery fire
Are ten years down the road
In no place for performance, has nothing to do
I have a long history in the U.S.A. Daddy
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the USA
Born in the U.S.A.
Sweet Caroline
(English to Japanese to English)
Where to start is to know when you can not start
However, I see strong growth
Ah, spring, whooo, were not
Spring, summer
I would think that anyone would come
Hands, touching hands, reaching out to
It moved me touch me
Oh, sweet Caroline
Seems to have a good time
I would be inclined to think that it never
Now, I am the night, whooo see
So as not to miss
We're the only one, fill it and Oh
Hurt me
To run on my shoulders hurt
You can hurt the shares when I do?
Ah, a touching one, reaching out to
It moved me touch me
Oh, sweet Caroline
Seems to have a good time
Oh I'll be inclined to think that it never
Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times as well
Clocks
(English to Korean to English)
Sueopseup be saved, I will go off
I try to swim against tights
You had me down on my knee
Oh, I beg, I beg, and (singing) halkkeone
Leave things, to apologize to me and shoot my head off (and)
The problem is, the tiger (the song) is a sueopseup waiting to be tamed
You, you
Confusion, the walls closed and the clock (do) do not stop ticking
Come and take you home again, I'm, you are now (the song) and I know you can not stop
I get out of the sea, cursed () I missed the opportunity to
A part of the process of treatment, or the disease (singing) part of
You are
And nothing to compare with other people
Oheopgo, nothing to compare with other people
And nothing to compare with other people
You are
Home, home, where I wanted to go to
Thriller
(English to Chinese to English)
Its close to midnight and something evil hidden in the dark
Under the moonlight you see, you almost can not see the heart to stop
You try to scream, but the voice of terrorist activities, and then make
You begin to look forward to the freezing of terror right to you between the eyes,
You choose to paralysis
The reasons for this is thriller, thriller night
And any person going to save you from the beast on strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
You choose to live in a battle killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door and realize theres Grand Slam not left running
Your hands feel cold, do not know if youll see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
However, all you hear, and creepin behind this animal
Time of your choice
The reasons for this is thriller, thriller night
We do not have a second chance to do the eyes of the 44th
You know its thriller, thriller night
You choose to fight for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Calls on the night of biological
And the dead began to walk in their camouflage
Theres no foreigners escapin jaw
This time
(Theyre open)
This is the end of your life
Theyre you, theres demons close to each side
They will have you, unless you change some of your dial-up
Now is the time for me to embrace you and to work closely
Ill save you a whole night of terror screen,
Ill let you see
This is thriller, thriller night
Cause I can stimulate you more than any ghost
Should have the courage to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me Hold You Tight and share killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller tonight
National Land nightfall
Midnite hour of the close
Reptiles in search of blood
Neighborhood yawls intimidation
And found no person shall
No soul, have been
Have to face the hounds of hell
And the decomposed body inside the shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The side of the 4.0 million years
And from each tomb grizzy Village
Closing price in the sealed end
While you struggle to survive
Your body began to tremble
Not just a mortal can resist
Evil thriller
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(English to Japanese to English)
At that moment, after hours of making a boring
You fritter and, offhand way, a waste of time.
Some of the ground kicking around your home town
Appears to be waiting for something.
Nikko is a lie I was at home in the rain to see the sick.
You are young, and the length of life, it's time to kill you today.
Also discovered in 10 years, I have the day behind.
And told me to run and everyone was starting a gun.
Because, when you run, you run to catch up with the sun sink
Racing round the back of your coming again.
The sun is relatively the same, when old,
And is close to death in a short breath.
It seems that every time.
One of the plan, half of the page and scribble a line to be invalid or
Hanging quietly in desperation is the English way
We are, in this song,
I would like to say from what I thought.