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The Strangest Guy on the Internet has been found

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Would you like to see his videos?

Okay...but be warned, it gets really fucking weird.

"I drink my own semen"


Kissing Blow up Doll - IVY


The explanation about Ivy


About his Wikipedia page


Talking about AXE Body Spray


Happy Easter

Oh, and his name is Christian if you want to help him find treatment.

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run away!!!

said Friggan on May 7, 2009 6:31 PM.

I have had it on "I recycle my own semen...". Enough!

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 7, 2009 6:37 PM.

Hey, it's Three Chords and the Truth, the early years.

said Dave on May 7, 2009 6:46 PM.

Best post ever. Srsly.

said uberlad on May 7, 2009 6:49 PM.

Axe is gonna love his endorsement..

said E on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM.

There's a whole wiki about him:

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler

said Arlo on May 7, 2009 8:18 PM.

I wonder I'd he went to the Kentucky derby? E

I think he wrote the wiki Arlo

said Baierman on May 7, 2009 9:05 PM.

THis man has made 6000+ videos of himself smoking pipes and cigars. That is it. Let that sink in for a second:

SIX THOUSAND VIDEOS.

SIX.

THOUSAND.

http://www.youtube.com/user/CONRADCIGARSPIPES

said SalMoIlla on May 7, 2009 10:31 PM.

6000? Dayum. Leo was right. Re-cycling semen? WTF, Rick Rolling doesn't cut it anymore? In my day that was good youtube fun.

What does this guy do for a living? Isn't there a law or something?

said E on May 7, 2009 10:41 PM.

I can't tell. Is this man trying to go viral or is he just doing what comes naturally to him and showing it to the universe?

Also I love the extreme fuss he goes to to explain how homosexuals should stay off of his AXE. Most people I know find the stuff fairly offensive (maybe its gotten better since I was in highschool, but um, ew.)

said Eddy on May 7, 2009 11:14 PM.

Six thousand? For real?
Man, he should get a life. Now!

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 7, 2009 11:30 PM.

The cigar guy is wild too.
Jez, Christian and that guy should go on a man date, wear axe, smoke pipes and pretend to troll for women. Then, well, if the first video is any clue...

said Baierman on May 7, 2009 11:52 PM.

It's actually a little about 7000. Insanity.

The dude is an old Argentinian fellow that wears really flamboyant/randomly picked garments and sits in front of the camera--sometimes staring at the screen, sometimes not--and smokes the tobacco pipe/cigar till the end. I'm assuming he's retired, maybe he's generating ad money from the SEVEN THOUSAND videos he has.

It's amazing. If you ever find yourself on a mind-alterer, pull one of those vids up.

said SalMoIlla on May 8, 2009 2:37 AM.

Okay, folks, let's pack it up. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. The internet is now closed.

said Your Mom's New Boyfriend on May 8, 2009 11:54 AM.

Ummm, the guy is an adult Autistic. This isn't funny, it's kinda sad.

I have an Autistic 8 year old, so I know the challenges, and I wonder if this is the fate of my child. Sorry to be a wet blanket, but this hits really close to home. This makes me want to cry.

So, if you want to "help him find treatment", then head over to five for fighting and spend some time watching videos that help fund Autism research.

said LostInDaJungle on May 8, 2009 2:26 PM.

http://www.autismspeaks.org/

said Baierman on May 8, 2009 4:45 PM.

While it is true that CWC might have autism, that doesn't excuse the sheer moronic nature of his very existence - nor does it explain the racism and homophobia he constantly spouts.

said Rev. Foley on May 8, 2009 11:05 PM.

That guy does not have Autism, he's just socially retarded. I dont try to go out of my way to offend the bleeding hearts but I happen to know someone just like this (they even look similar) and I can tell you that this is a case of growing up in a sheltered hippy family. To be truthful I think its actually demeaning to people with Autism to classify this Duh with that disorder.

said AmericanLatino on May 9, 2009 7:33 PM.

As someone who works in medicine, my heart goes out to this guy, but this guy is not--I repeat NOT--a victim. He is someone who jacks off on You Tube videos. Lets just call it the law of unintended consequences of self-posted viral video technology. Its not any deeper than that.

said southpaw0609 on May 10, 2009 7:58 AM.

Someone need to introduce this guy to the Penistron.

said Scaramouch on May 11, 2009 12:20 AM.

"That guy does not have Autism, he's just socially retarded."

Based on what? Thanks for pointing us to something to back up your claim. Did you see Rainman once and suddenly become an expert?

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:BlKQxBAgg1AJ:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu+ChrisChanSonichu&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a

"Christopher Weston Chandler was born February 24, 1982, approximately 5:30 AM, at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville, Virginia from mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler and father, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. He was diagnosed with High-Functional Autism in his early childhood. As he grew up, he was mainstreamed within the normal classrooms of local schools and society, to possibly break out of his Autistic Shell."

To be honest, I watched about two minutes of his video and knew he was Autistic. Since my 8 year old has been diagnosed, I have done alot of work with other Autistic families and have seen autism in all it's forms.

I don't know what got said in much of this, but I see signs of the social awkwardness and obsessive behaviours jumping out at me. As an autistic, this guy has little or no "social filter" letting him know what is right and wrong. In that regard, he's just brutally honest. The things we think but never say because we know they're socially inappropriate? He doesn't know not to say them. As far as his racism and homophobia, if you didn't know NOT to say everything that pops into your head, how would your opinions sound?

Autism doesn't excuse any of his behaviors, it does explain them. I'm also not one for rubbernecking at the scene of a car accident. If you want to say he's not a victim, fine, he's still one of the wounded. You can say "Fuck him and his autism" all you want, but at the end of the day the guy is doing the best he can with what god gave him. As we all are. You can opt to ignore him and keep going instead of feeling like you need to point and laugh. Maybe you find Helen Keller jokes irresistibly funny as well.

It appears that CWC's parents basically have let their child live in his own little fantasy world, and he is becoming increasing distant from reality. The guy is most likely dangerous.

Here is a posting from a board for adult aspies and autistics, you can take their opinion of CWC:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt98128.html

"This is just pathetically sad. I understand the emotional blunders, and the rage that he has quite well with 'not fitting in', and I can understand that his blunders can be quite hilarious, however I fail to understand why people take enjoyment of this to such an extent that there are large Encyclopedia Dramatica articles on him and his life.

Yes he has HFA, possibly Aspergers, plus apparently also a lot more baggage from the ridicule that he recieves, and he most likely needs some form of help/intervention. To ridicule him even more makes things worse for him."

BTW, I didn't read any comments that were inappropriate, and I'm not angry about this. When I see these vids, in my current situation, I think "There but for the grace of god go I." So while I was struck and upset by these videos, it wasn't directed at anyone, it was just the videos themselves. Should I fail to help and defend my daughter as she grows up, this could well be her fate.

CWC is the nightmare scenario for aspies and autistics. And alot of things have gone wrong for him to be in the situation and place he is at right now.

said LostInDaJungle on May 11, 2009 11:02 AM.

Lost, I have to say that I have gained so much respect for you since you showed us your Mama Bear side (compliment, btw).

said sarcastic one on May 11, 2009 1:36 PM.

Thanks Sarcky, as a full-time single dad of two girls, the Mama Bear thing comes easy. The hard thing is to hold on to my masculinity at the same time.

Rather than berate, I would rather educate...

So, let me use this opportunity to debunk 10 popular myths about Autism. Maybe we'll all know a bit more at the end of it.

10. Autism is an epidemic.

Organizations like Autism Speaks and Cure Autism Now are quick to label Autism an epidemic, despite the fact that scientists have found the opposite to be true. For instance, Dr. Roy Grinker, an anthropologist at GWU, whose research was ironically funded by Autism Speaks (needless to say, they're not too happy), recently published Unstrange Minds, a book that debunks the idea of an "Autism Epidemic." And he's not the only scientist who has problems with the those who label it an epidemic.

9. Most Autistics are "low functioning."

Due to the negative connotations autism gets from the term "low functioning," the bigger nonprofits like to focus on low functioning autistics because people are more likely to donate to help severely affected people (these same organizations use the statistic of 1 in 150 but they imply that 1 in 150 people are low functioning). However, the most recent studies show that a little less than half of Autistics are low functioning. A lot of autism experts point out that Asperger's is underdiagnosed, which indicates there's an even lower percentage of people who would qualify as "low functioning."

8. Autism can be treated by ________ (insert unapproved treatment here).

This is one of the most troubling fallacies because it's usually spread around by people who try to take advantage of uneducated parents who will do anything to help their kids. Many of these self proclaimed experts cheat families out of small fortunes and conduct dangerous and highly illegal "treatments" on autistic children with absolutely no improvement in their condition. Throughout history, snake oil opportunists have popped up when scientists couldn't find a real cure, and this time its no different.

7. Autism is caused by mercury.

This myth is popular among the same snake oil opportunists I just mentioned. Because mercury is a real poison that exists in everything from vaccines to thermometers, it's easy to convince parents that it causes problems. While high doses of mercury are very dangerous, mercury doesn't cause autism at any dose. In addition, the amount of mercury in vaccines is not high enough to have any measurable effect. Studies have consistently shown that there is no link between autism and vaccines. This myth of a correlation is especially troubling when real outbreaks have been caused by parents' fear to vaccinate their children.

6. Nonverbal autistics are severely mentally impaired.

Because they have trouble communicating with the rest of the world, you may think they're somehow less intelligent. The opposite is true. Low functioning autistics have impaired communications skills but they are just as smart as your average joe and many are even smarter.

5. Autistics can't be geniuses.

Actually,there are many historical geniuses who are thought to have had autism (Albert Einstein and Thomas Jefferson, for example). However, I think it's foolish to use them as evidence when I can merely point to currently living people like Nobel Prize winning economist Vernon Smith and actor Dan Ackroyd who have made public statements about being diagnosed with Autism.

4. We have a pretty good understanding of autism.

Scientists don't know very much about the brain, much less Autism. Every day, researchers are learning new things about Autism. Regardless, we still have a lot more research to do before we can begin to understand this puzzle.

3. Autistics want to be cured.

Most autistics, in fact, do not want to be cured because they've already accepted autism as part of their personality, identity, and lifestyle. You may not understand why anyone would want to be diagnosed with a psychiatric condition, but even homosexuality was listed in the DSM as being a disorder at one point in time.

2. People with Autism are alike.

While you may be quick to use autism to refer to someone's identity, autistics differ from each other just as much as those without the condition differ from each other.

When my friend Dan and I started Wrong Planet, we were surprised by just how different the members were from one another. We naively thought they'd be exactly like us. Needless to say, Wrong Planet members and autistics come in all shapes, sizes, professions, religions, political affiliations, and nationalities.

1. Autistics are represented by nonprofits like Autism Speaks and Cure Autism Now; donating to these causes helps people with Autism.

Actually, most autistics feel that these nonprofits are doing a disservice to those living with Autism by running campaigns that dehumanize people with the condition and painting an inaccurate picture of what Autism is like.

For example, Autism Speaks, the largest Autism organization in terms of financial capital, has no autistic employees and no board members with the condition. They disallow autistic individuals from speaking at their conferences with the rationale that "it wouldn't be appropriate."

While a lot of the research they fund may be conducted by good scientists who are unaware of the organization's political slant, Autism Speaks' end-game is establishing prenatal screening. Any good that comes from this research is consequently undermined by the negative messages they send.

http://www.wrongplanet.net/article361.html

said LostInDaJungle on May 11, 2009 3:53 PM.

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if yor nam wsa huuuuuuddaaaaaaaaauuuuaaahhh yo run awae to

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

said Thomas on May 11, 2009 7:12 PM.

houdid helin kelr brn hr fase

shi asnsrd teh irn

hahahahahahhaahahaahahhahahahaha

said Thomas on May 11, 2009 7:13 PM.

howdo yo torshur helin kelr

leve teh plngir in toylit

hahahahahahahaahahahha


said Thomas on May 11, 2009 7:14 PM.

Thomas, you screwed it up - it's
Q: howdid hir parenz punish helin kelr?
A: leve teh plngir in toylit

Don't bring your B game, brin ur A gum

said E on May 11, 2009 9:43 PM.

Catching up late...but I did learn quite a bit.

And can understand better where the "Lost's jerk chicken" fantasy is a release in more ways than one....

said sarcastic one on May 14, 2009 12:45 AM.
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