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The 2009 White House Correspondents Dinner

Wanda Sykes had something to say about everyone at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner last night. See part two here, and see Obama's routine here.

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Wanda Sykes is a lesbian.

said Texas Tornado on May 11, 2009 10:51 AM.

Yes, she is.

Many female comedians are...maybe that means that not being bogged down with taking care of a man leaves a woman more time and energy to be funny?

I think I'll test out that theory today...my FH would probably be supportive of that endeavor...

said sarcastic one on May 11, 2009 11:58 AM.

What has loving the theater got to do with any of this?

said Scaramouch on May 11, 2009 12:09 PM.

What does her carpet munching have to do with any of this? At least she's not picking up women in Airport bathrooms, that gives her the moral high ground over most of the Republicans in the room.

said LostInDaJungle on May 11, 2009 12:27 PM.

I fully support Wanda's right to live the life she wants to...she was funny when she was married, she's funny now that she's come out.

Big freakin' deal.

Oh--I get what Scara was trying to do there...lesbian, thespian...

said sarcastic one on May 11, 2009 1:30 PM.

"At least she's not picking up women in Airport bathrooms, that gives her the moral high ground over most of the Republicans in the room."

So I pick up one chick at an airport bathroom and you don't let me live it down. Screw you LIDJ I was only 6 years old. Leave me alone.

said Dave on May 11, 2009 1:57 PM.

Ms Sykes was boring and her speech hateful. It looks like the morons have taken over. Each day passing makes the horrible Bush administration look like a class act.

said Mr. T on May 11, 2009 2:17 PM.

Nice to see we have a correspondent reporting from the parallel universe to show us what life would have been like if McCain had gotten into office.

I thought I read "Bush administration" and "class act" in one sentence...

I'll see you guys later--I just called my eye doctor for an emergency appointment...because there's no way those words were strung together...
do you think I should get someone to drive me there?

said sarcastic one on May 11, 2009 2:32 PM.

I don't think Sykes is even funny. She's just a low class liberal with low class jokes.

Typical star-struck bleeding heart liberal.

Even media sweetheart Robert Gibbs called it low class.

said Dave on May 11, 2009 3:01 PM.

yes, I am a start struck bhl...how did you know?

said sarcastic one on May 11, 2009 3:09 PM.

Absolutely! Why couldn't she behave with little more grace and dignity. Like, I don't know, maybe Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly, Laura Ingraham, Neil Cavuto, or Mr. Go F&%k Yourself, himself...Dick Cheney.

And if you crazy kids are going to start one of these fun conversations, please call me so I don't miss it.

said Jellio on May 11, 2009 3:13 PM.

Dave, we all know about you and Tim now, so quit frontin' Mr. Wide Stance.

It's a darn shame Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy were already booked.

said LostInDaJungle on May 11, 2009 3:24 PM.

Seems to me they've got to cancel this correspondence dinner.
Every year they get more and more press for the stupid things that go on there.
It's supposed to be a funny affair, where the politicians get to rip the journalists and the comedians get to rip everyone.
It's a night of "comedy" but it's never evaluated like that.

If they wanted to make this "balanced" they should hire Dennis Miller or some right leaning comedian next year.

PS - Wonda's speech was nothing compared to the speech Colbert gave to Bush a few years ago.

said Baierman on May 11, 2009 3:29 PM.

S.O. -I can tell that you are star struck by your complete lack of political common sense.

Jellio-You are talking about a bunch radio talk show hosts. With the exception of Cheney, who by the way kept your ravioli eating ass safe for the past 8 years.
Normally I would expect a little class from a White House dinner. In this case, I don't. What can a guy expect from a Junior Senator, community organizer? A region 1 DVD collection from Wal-Mart for the Prime Minister of England? An Ipod for the Queen?

Dude watching Obama has been like "Watching bowling in the Special Olympics."

said Dave on May 11, 2009 3:42 PM.

I know what you mean BMan. Wonder what it would have been like if they had invited David Chappelle and he was doing some of his older shit. Some things are just meant to be said in comedy clubs in front of cynical drunk people in the middle of the night. Comedy is not pretty, as Steve Martin learned us.

said E on May 11, 2009 3:50 PM.

LiDJ-Speaking of wide stance, how did your mom like the motherdays present that I gave her.

said Dave on May 11, 2009 3:52 PM.

Whoa. Turns out Wanda Sykes used to work for the NSA. Is this a plot?


said E on May 11, 2009 3:55 PM.

Dave, since when did you become a necrophiliac?

The height of wit right there folks...

said LostInDaJungle on May 11, 2009 4:39 PM.

I was talking about shoes. You sicko.

said Dave on May 11, 2009 4:41 PM.

Re: what Fuckup said: "What does her carpet munching have to do with any of this? At least she's not picking up women in Airport bathrooms, that gives her the moral high ground over most of the Republicans in the room."

So because one guy screwed up that gives the dems the moral high ground ? So Clinton's messing around with an intern gives the GOP the high ground? I guess all our politicians are on the moral high ground

Damn you are fucking retarded

said j on May 11, 2009 10:09 PM.

Nobody really cares that Larry Craig picked up men in bathrooms in itself, just like nobody cares what Barney Frank does in his free time, and even less Wanda Sykes. What made the Craig "affair" newsworthy was his record of consistently voting against any rights for gay people.

said Miss Cellania on May 11, 2009 10:37 PM.

What Miss C. said. Plus you have the added bonus of knowing that every time some repugnican fucktard comes around gay bashing you can totally piss them off by pointing out that these same anti-gay moral crusaders like to suck the cock. Mmmmm... Yummy cock.

A trip down memory lane anyone?

Can you say Mark Foley? Can you say "Leave that young boy alone Mark Foley"? Good. Can you say “get a ruler and measure it for me”? Because he can. And remember, Repugnican leadership knew for a long time about Foley's dalliances with the pages and covered it up for him. Good thing they're against "the gay".

Perhaps you'd rather snort meth with a male prozzie like Ted Haggard? Or, if you'd rather be the one making money, you could blow Bob Allen for $20. The other option is just to get one of your frat brothers drunk and try blowing him after he passes out like Glenn Murphy Jr. Rape and homosexuality in one act? Gomorrah, here we come!

And the larger point is that Sykes is an out of the closet lesbian who takes responsibility for that, not some bottom feeding politician who makes gay marriage a wedge issue while engaging in some of the more depraved aspects of the lifestyle. Gay or straight, soliciting anonymous sex in bathrooms, date rape, paying prozzies -- that's all depraved, aberrant behaviour, and it's coming from our self-appointed moral warriors. The same people who like to scream that Wanda Sykes shouldn't be allowed to marry someone.

Of course the republicans think gay people are immoral and depraved. They're gay themselves, and they're depraved and immoral. They're saving you from people like themselves.

So, fuck you and everyone who looks like you. Wanda Sykes was there as a comedian, she wasn't putting on a sex show. Her sexual orientation has jack shit to do with fuck all. Pointing out that she's a lesbian is about as germane as pointing out that she's black, or that her favorite color is purple.

said LostInDaJungle on May 12, 2009 9:49 AM.

LiDJ-I think we should change your name to LiBJ after your recent comments. "Mmmmm... Yummy cock."
So you like cock. I don't care. I don't want to know about you tossing the salad of your boy friend.
I don't care that Sykes is a Dike. I don't think her carpet munching has anything to do with her telling bad jokes.
I don't care LiBJ if you suck dirty nut sacks all day. That is your business.
Saying that one political party owns high ground over the other is stupid. They are all crooked. Shit, go listen to the Reverend Wright hate sermons. That bastard preached anti-American, anti-white, racially charged shit every Sunday. Who sat on the front row of the congregation for 20 years giving his amen's?
Barry Soetoro Obama.
We are talking about a guy that hung out with terrorist Bill Ayers.
Let's not refer to any of these polititions having the moral high ground because it's all bull shit.
Furthermore, I don't want to hear about you performing the jaw breaker on your large cocked boyfriend Steve.
It's not racism or bigotry that makes me not want to know about your alternate lifestyle. I just don't like hearing about your love for cock.

said Dave on May 12, 2009 10:44 AM.

Dave, I think the lady doth protest too much.

And there you have it folks, gay sex and Repugnicans is like discount Fried Chicken and black people... They just can't help themselves. They read the word "cock" and lose all control.

So, Dave, does Timmy ever let you be the top, or are you strictly a bottom? When you take Viagra, do you just get taller?

said LostInDaJungle on May 12, 2009 11:20 AM.

Wanda Sykes has way bigger issues. Like not being very funny.

She's like Rich Little with a goofier haircut. Without the impressions.

said Don't Swayze Bro on May 12, 2009 1:40 PM.
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