Back by popular demand! (No kidding, I was asked/told to do another round of this dreck.) We here at the YBNBY Head Office are almost proud to present another installment of America's fastest growing game, The Pit of Hades! There has been three previous entries(I, II, and III) where we allowed you to assuage your anger and pitch your pet peeves into the fiery Pit of Despair to burn for all eternity. Hate people saving more than three seats in the movie theater? Chuck 'em in The Pit. Don't think you can handle one more season of the glorified karaoke contest that is American Idol? Burn, baby, burn.
SIDENOTE: If anyone puts the Keyboard Cat into The Pit I will fight you. I freaking love the Keyboard Cat
This is going to be a marathon version of the game. I'm not limiting it to five nominees this time. It's equivalent of the Return of the King Extended Edition that is a three-day-weekend long. There is a lot that annoys me lately.
Release your anger. Let 'er rip. Use exclamation points and everything. We'll all feel better.
While you are thinking of your nominees to slowly burn, here are mine.
Vegetarianism/Veganism - Shut up you schmucks. You're just a victim to marketing. You're not healthier and deep down you know it. No dairy! Give me a break. Last year I went to dinner with friends and one of the girls had a chicken quesadilla. She offered a bite to her friend. "No thanks, I'm a vegan now." "That must be exhausting," I said. Vegan Magee then tried to launch into a soliloquy about cruelty when the quesadilla girl stopped her. "Please, don't get Johnny started."One other time I was invited to a birthday party. I said I would go until they said they were going to a vegan restaurant. Yeah, I'm good. Who picks a vegan joint for a group dinner?
Usually people believe in evolution, creationism or a combination of both. That covers just about everyone. If you are an evolutionist, why do you think cows and chickens were selected to survive? Pets? If you believe in God, what do you think The Almighty gave us fish for? Aquariums? Stop regurgitating what Pamela Anderson says and enjoy butter.
The Tour de France - Who are we kidding, it's done. Burn.
Carlos Mencia - Repeat after me. You. Are. Not. Funny. I could repeat Bill Cosby Himself verbatim and get laughs too.
People who own ferrets - Get a dog weirdo.
People that wear a wool hat when it's 87 degrees - What, are you hot, Todd? Four people died of heat stroke today and you're bundled up like an Inuit. I'm all for individual expression but let's keep the garb climate appropriate. The dope that wears shorts when it's snowing is almost as annoying.
The word "bromance" - Stupid. They're still just my buddies.
Handguns - "Blah, blah blah Second Ammendment, blah blah blah, need to defend, yadda yadda yadda, cold dead fingers." Yeah, I've heard it all before. Bottom line, England, Canada, Japan, etc, doesn't have handguns. They also don't have many gun deaths. Do the math. Handguns kill people, not deer. More of you just think they're cool and like loud noises than really believe it's a Constitutional right. Recently I met a girl that was here looking at law schools. She may move to Manhattan in the fall. One of her concerns was how to carry a 9mm in her purse for protection. When I started to laugh at this ludicrous notion, she was pretty mad. "You're such a snobby New Yorker." I'm actually just a realist. You're going to carry a gun round with you on the Upper West Side? Who are you, Doc Holliday?
Alex Jones - I hate that guy.
Twitter - I know we're on there. Many of my friends are on there. But I stand by my theory that Twitter is the Limp Bizkit of social networking sites. Selling out stadiums one minute, then all of a sudden people wake up and say "how did I like that Nookie song? It's just awful."
I'm really feeling good so far. Weights are being lifted. Let's keep going.
People over the age of 25 that have not seen the original Star Wars Trilogy - These folks are pretty close to communists. Nothing ruins a good conversation when someone makes a solid Ewok reference, the table laughs and one person sits there emotionless. "What? An E-what?" Then we look at the ignorant person and say in unison it's from Return of the Jedi. Here is where this person puts themselves into The Pit. A smug look appears, "Oh, I've never seen it." You might as well have been raised by wolves, Mowgli. You're an anchor to this chat. People over the age of 12 that still watch "professional" wrestling - You are watching huge oiled up men in banana slings pretend to fight. We have 24 hour actual sports coverage you idiots. Into The Pit.
Loud People - Why are you yelling?
The guy that hangs out in my subway station begging for loose change wearing a freaking iPod - Are you kidding me?!?
Every person that has ever appeared on The Real World and Road Rules - The dregs of society that were only "cast" because they are stupid, mentally unstable, chemically dependant are so morally devoid there's a good chance they'll have an orgy in the hot tub. With cameras rolling. Kindling, if you ask me.
Cats - Garrison Keillor once said "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." True. Set 'em alight.
People that wear a Bluetooth when not on the phone - Expecting a conference call while you're shopping at Target? You look like a douche.
Automatic flushers on public toilets - "But Johnny, they are a great invention." Bollocks. My foot worked just fine. Here is the problem, the sensors are never calibrated correctly. Usually they don't work and it's a chore to find a toilet that doesn't a have seven deuces already in it. Worse is the oversensitive sensor. That's where I get angry. You're on the can, reading The Onion, and you lean forward an eighth of an inch. Whooooshhh! She flushes. I'm trying to read some good old fashioned satire and get an unwelcome splashdown. Now you're wet. You move a little more because you sneezed. She fires again. My foot worked fine.
Ahhhhhhh...
I feel so much better.
Let 'er rip, kiddies. Vent away. You'll feel better.
And, as always, it's still funny to throw me in The Pit.
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Whomever is in charge of decided which games get released on the Wii Virtual Console. Im dead fucking serious too. Not only is one release per week for the 10 consoles not enough, 90% of them are terrible. This weeks release was Clayfighter for Sega Genesis. Fuck a doodle doo. How is it that games like Donkey Kong Jr. Math get the greenlight, but TMNT: Turtles in Time are still sitting on the shelf? Do you hate us? Would some good games be too much to ask for? We dont want City Connection, Super Thunder Blade or Monster Lair. How about Earthbound? Thats only been listed as "Coming Soon" since the Wii fucking launched. Maybe Final Fantasy III or VI (depending on you look at it) or X-men 2: Clone Wars? You sir, Overlord of Virtual Console, can roast.
Overstuffed napkin dispensers.
So the staff thinks it will save them a little work if they cram the maximum amount of napkins in the dispensers. They are so tight, you try to pull one out and it tears off a little piece. Then, you have to push in and pinch the napkins and you end up pulling about 15 out.
A variation is when the napkins are not overstuffed, but are put in upside down, so you have to yank out more than necessary as well. These things are designed to have a half flap to grasp and pull out one napkin! ...if they are installed correctly.
And then there are the geniuses who do both . :-( !
1) Men who have midlife crises and the 23yr old girls who are there for them "when their wife just doesn't understand them" (that one is directed at Jon Gossalin--yes, I got sucked into the world of Jon and Kate+8...that is enough to throw me into the Pit, I know--but I admire how Kate was able to take care of her family, even if it means putting a camera in their faces)
2) cable networks who marathon a show so that you can't help but get sucked into it (TLC and MTV, way guilty of this)
3) crappy ass weather when I really need to wash my car
4) people who think that the family dog does not belong in the house--that an animal born to go for a run, chase things, and provide companionship will be just fine when tethered by a three foot leash to his doghouse.
5) myself because I know someone is going to call me out for being on Kate's side (or even knowing that there are sides)...and because Dave is going to throw JW in for his handgun and wrestling remarks and I want to see the look on his face when he gets catapulted in.
The idiots who bath in cologne/perfume or don't believe in personnel hygene, then fly. Were's the security people on biohazards????
Echoing the complaints of some others who want those who yell at minimum wage earners for prices and corporate policy, I think those who call Customer Service and are unresponsive to help should be tossed. I understand if you can't figure out why your bill is $100 higher than last month, but come on - do you honestly think that Cody is the one who did it, let him do his job and explain it for you. And if your phone doesn't work outside of Wrigley Field during Cubs games - that's not a technical issue. Its a coverage issue and a Tier 2 tech agent making $9 an hour can not fix that for you. And don't get bent out of shape when I get on the phone with you and say it will certainly be resolved in October. That's funny.
People who decide to root for a team after they become a dynasty. I'm looking at you, Patriots fans who only bought a Brady jersey two years ago.
Vince McMahon. 'Nuff said.
People who think that comic books are an art-form deserving of elevation beyond other forms of entertainment media. Watchmen was a graphic novel, innovative as it was, but it was not Chaucer. And chill the hell out if a form of visual entertainment that is essentially a storyboard gets adapted into a movie.
Wide receives who don't realize they are (the smaller) half of touchdown receptions. T.O., Randy Moss, yeah, that's you guys. You take the snap and then try to run it in, see how that would work out for you. If you didn't have a quarterback who could get it to you in the open you'd never make it. Get in the pit.
The people who write every other week of SNL. That show is so hit and miss its almost like they bring in the B-team and give the good ones every other week off.
The parents of the 6 year olds who are already black belts. What are you trying to do here? I'd say throw in the kids but you probably wouldn't be able to do it.
Whew - yeah, venting is fun.
1) Kids who wear their pants half way down their asses; especially while mowing the lawn with no shirt on. And if you're older than 25 doing it? Burn twice!
2) Parents who let their 13 year old girls wear a bikini while just walking around the mall (with no beach in a 100 mile radius).
3) People who tweet that they just had a sandwich for lunch.
4) People who tweet every five seconds about some random event that goes on for 4 hours.
5) Baseball players who get paid $10 million in a single year and never hussle.
Women of a "certain age" that think that the whole world should bow down to their neurotic demands because they think they're somehow better then other people. Go have a margarita and get the f over it. Life is way too short to get your panties in a bunch because you had to be minimally inconvenienced.
or along the same lines;
How about people who throw an adult temper tantrum at stupid shit like "They were out of the raw sugar at Starbucks" or "What do you mean you don't take Amex?" (also hint: NO ONE TAKES AMEX!) You're in America you have it so much better then SO MANY PEOPLE.
Wankers who walk their dogs off leash. I'm sure your dog is lovely but there is a good chance that my dog doesn't like your mutt and may bite the shit out of them if they come close therefore making my dog the asshole. My dog is a rescue and may have had some bad experiences in life so her self preservation mode is a little strong. Leash your dog so I don't have to deal with you, especially the old geezer that took 5 minutes to leash his rat dog this morning while it was pissing rain and I'm already running late.
Driving like a wanker in holiday traffic. Yep the tool that insists on cutting people off left and right causing even worse tailbacks all to get ahead by ten cars all to be passed up again a few minutes later. Chill the fuck out, stay in your lane.
Mosquitoes. Fuck you mosquitoes. My left leg is not your personal buffet. My Irish blood may be tasty and exotic to you but that is not an excuse. How much better would the world be without these little fuckers.
1) Jon & Kate ... enough already
2) Co-workers who say they don't care where we go for lunch and then shoot down every suggestion that is offered up.
3) People who talk loud and try to make jokes in the movire theater. SHUT UP! You are not funny with your little comments.
4) Drivers who wait until they get to the exit before trying to merge towards it and cut off 3 lanes of traffic. Turn off your cell and pay attention to where you are going & merge toward the exit lane BEFORE you get to it.
Off to a good start. My favorite so far is mosquitos. Hilarious.
Into The Pit!
I do like the Jon & Kate nomination. I believe this recent affair nonsense is an elaborate conspiracy to boost ratings. Why? Because it's a show I had never heard of until those stories popped up on the wire. Now the show is talked about everywhere.
Ring of Fire!
Anyone over the age of 16 that uses "Tweentext" speak for communication.
If you frequently use "teh" "hawt" "sects" and other bastardizations of normal communications, barring proper abbreviations, you, Sir or Madam, are either retarded or suffering from Peter Panism. Either way I wish to put your blackberry up your blackhole just for 'lulz'.
1. People who have 8 kids.
2. People who let their dogs bark all day and night and don't care that they're
bothering their neighbors.
3. Grammar nazis.
4. The people on Maury Povich - Which one of these 6 men is my baby's father? Not a good look all around people.
5. People who talk with their back to you. I went into a bike shop a couple weeks ago and the guy there says "Hi, can I help you?" while reading something on the other side of the counter. I felt like, "You probably can help me. But since you can't be bothered to turn around and look and listen I don't get the impression you really care what I am about to ask. " Is this some weird sort of power gesture? I'm so important that I don't have time to actually stop what I am doing when interacting with someone as lowly as you.
Anyone over the age of 16 that uses "Tweentext" speak for communication.
If you frequently use "teh" "hawt" "sects" and other bastardizations of normal communications, barring proper abbreviations, you, Sir or Madam, are either retarded or suffering from Peter Panism. Either way I wish to put your blackberry up your blackhole just for 'lulz'.
"Hawt." That one makes me furious. Excellent call Pundit. Burn...
1. TV shows and cartoons that become movies.
2. Prequels. Star Wars. Terminator. Star Trek. Etc. Hollywood, it's time to know a good thing is over when it's over.
3. Robert. Just shut the fuck up will you.
4. Basketball. The sport that puts the B in boring.
5. Shooting canons during parades.
Come on small town parade organizers. We are there to appreciate our Vets valor and sacrifice. Shooting off loud canons just scares the shit out of everyone who've come to pay tribute. And makes the kids cry and scream. Not the type of thing the Vets want to see as they walk down down Main Street.
Baierman with some beauties!
I'm adding two more to The Pit.
People on Segways. You're a idiot.
Parade that aren't the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The California Supreme Court - Gay Marriage is illegal...except if you're already gay and married? Come CA courts, you can't be like a bisexual and have it both ways. Pick a side. No wonder that state is so fucked up.
1. Morally Preening Celebrity Activists. I don't like the situation Darfur is in, but I don't see why George Clooney feels the need to lecture everyone else about it.
Every single internet meme started on 4chan. (Complete list @ encyclopediadramatica.com)
People at walmart who drive around in the scooters when their only handicap is being too much of a fatass to walk without getting winded and passing out.
Dane Cook
People who fail to see the entertainment Value of professional Wrestling. (I'm Looking at you J-Dub)
People who have "sent from my iPhone" as an e-mail signature.
I guess after this post I would like to throw Johnny Wright into the pit.
Johnny may have an argument with the wrestling, but with the Handgun comment it just proves his ignorance. I take the comment as either an attempt to bait me into commenting or as an attempt to run me off.
I've killed deer with handguns.
Good job baiting me into a comment, even better job running me off.
"Bottom line, England, Canada, Japan, etc, doesn't have handguns. They also don't have many gun deaths. Do the math."
Obviously Johhny you haven't done the math and no longer have any credibility in my book with such an idiotic statement.
I will not support ANYTHING anti-second ammendment.
Johnny, you invited me in to this site and now have invited me out.
Nutrisystem for Men, dandelions and the color Fuschia.
Dave,
Remember that half of the post was written by Dan Goodswen, not Johnny.
That Danny ... he's such an instigator!
So England, Japan, Canada, etc, don't have gun related deaths for a different reason?
Yes--the real reason is that years and years ago they took all of their rebel rousers and put them on boats headed to a new world, thus purging their gene pool of anyone who might possibly cause any trouble.
That new world became the U.S.
They didn't settle in Canada because it's just too damn cold there.
Murder is not as commonplace elsewhere because life outside the U.S. is already a living hell. A quick death would be merciful.
I keed!
I'm kind of dubious about gun control arguments too. Aren't there countries with gun control laws that still have alot of crime?
Japan, England, and Canada are not the US. Maybe the gun control laws are part of the reason they have less gun related deaths. I'd be part of it is they just have fewer violent people.
Anyhoo. I saw a bumper sticker recently - Blaming guns for violence is like Rosie O'Donnell blaming spoons cause she's fat.
They put the rebel rousers on boats for the New World?
So we're nothing but a bunch of pirates?
I agree with Tim - into the pit for all those Men's body care line extension crap.
The entire ESPN Sunday Night baseball crew. Moran, Phillips, etc are just awful. Did goes for Yankee announcer Walman and Sterling.
Agreed, Baier. ... and Dan Marino is cashing his chips in fast by doing all those insipid commercials. Careful, Dan, nobody's buying that real men are eating those daintyburgers and two-tablespoon lasagna dinners then getting 'back in the game'.
*Turn signals - Hey, asshole. Ya mind giving me a clue why we are slowing down. Would it kill you to move the lever on your steering column so I understand just what you are planning to do?
*24 inch rims - Just what are you thinking? Your car looks like a penny racer. Super sized wheels is retarded.....like you.
Turn signal violators are definitely tossed into The Pit. Granted I've only driven a handful of times the last few years (one of those was Echo's moving truck) but still, throw your blinker on you dope!
Ring of fire...
I go thirds on the turn signals. It's right next to your hand....use it!
I'll add:
People who get on to the highway and wait until the last second to merge into traffic when the merge lane is ending even though you've given them ample room and then shoot in front of you going from the 40 they've been doing on the shoulder to 70 right in front of you
Into The Pit!
In laws?
Pleather must go to the pit along with the people who manufacture it, the people who buy it and most importantly the swamp ass it creates.
1. You're cheating cattle of a final noble purpose.
2. If you can't afford leather or don't like the idea of killing cattle for it then piss off and buy fabric hippy. To me it's kind of like veggie burgers that taste like meat. Why? If you like meat so much then eat it and quit fucking with your own head.
3. Swamp ass doesn't require and further clarification.
Johnny,
http://gunowners.org/sk0703.htm
Bro, this issue isn't that simple. If you really think it is, then you aren't as smart as I thought you were.
I've wasted enough time supporting this liberal blog. Shame on me.
Give me a break. Oh no! Someone disagrees with me! I better throw a tantrum! Like the game is real. Yeah, Echo, Baier and I actually did dig a fiery pit in Central Park. Then we're going door to door taking away peoples guns to throw them in. These are jokes. Don't be a baby. You act like a I'm ripping a relative or something. I didn't know someone could be that attached to a gun that you feel a need to defend the guns honor. How dare I insult the right to have a huge penis substitute under the front seat of their truck. Loud noises!
Most people want guns because they think they are cool. Hence people buying Mac 10's and uzi's. What, you have to defend yourself at the ranch for marauding pillagers? Please. If I live in New York City where there actually is crime and don't need a gun, neither does anyone in the middle of nowhere.
Like a link for a pro-gun website that gives justifications for a gun crazy society says anything. There's also websites that say how marijuana is from the Earth and therefore good for you. There's sites that justify a lot of dumb behavior. You want facts? Try these: 90% of all gun related crime involves a handgun. About 90 people a day are killed in America from guns. People who live in homes with guns are three times more likely to be involved in a homicide than those who do not have a weapon in the house.
You can try to spin it all you want, but have a little common sense. If there is less guns, there is less opportunity to shoot someone. That isn't debatable. We're in too deep. Nobody is going to take away your guns. It isn't possible. Shame, that.
A couple of my heroes -- Papa Hemingway and Hunter Thompson -- loved guns. Doesn't make me like them less. Now how did they die? Let me think ...
I apologize for nothing. Again, give me break...
I'd like to take this opportunity to let everyone know that I resolve my 'gun substitution' dilemma by simply keeping a huge penis under the front seat of my truck.
Just a little information for the ladies.
That killed me, Tim. You know I refuse to type the acronym for laugh out loud, but that's what happened. It's troubling when the Loyal 77 has better joked than I do.
Tim, if penises are outlawed, only outlaws will have penises.
Just trying to keep everyone on the same page, JW.
Oh, the directions we could take this, E. One can only imagine.
Tim, we have something in common--I also keep one under my car seat...waving it around is a nice alternative to giving someone the finger in traffic as well.
(it doesn't belong to the FH--just a warning shot of what could happen to him if he ever stepped out of line)
You will get my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead, right hand.
I live on a ranch. I pack a hand gun because it's convenient. Not because of criminals, but because of rattlesnakes, bears, skunks, etc. Shit that shouldn't be there, I can dispatch it and go on with myself. If it's calving season and something goes wrong I use a pistol to put an animal out of it's misery. A pistol is convenient. I can put the pistol on the seat of my truck. I can stick it in the tool box of my four wheeler. It's a matter of convenience to not have a big rifle bouncing around.
I don't buy guns because they are cool? Do you really think that?
Do you really think that outlawing handguns will keep them out of the hands of criminals? Come on, are you serious?
Law abiding citizens don't buy Uzis and Mac 10s, they are fricken illegal!
Are you that out of touch that you think a person can go to the corner sporting goods store and buy and buy an Uzi or a Mac 10? THEY ARE ALREADY ILLEGAL!
How many people are raped, killed, or beat up on the subway in New York?
I'm not pushing for subway passes to revoked because I have no need for a subway pass. Would that slow violent crime???
Why did the founding fathers include the 2nd amendment? Why did the supreme court back it?
It's about freedom. When you start taking away rights piece by peace, little by little, you eventually loose it.
THERE IS A REASON FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT!
My tantrum is not just about the gun issue. It's about the far left stance of the blog. There isn't a writer for YBNBY that isn't a fricken bleeding heart liberal. I always gave you shit about being a leftist because I really didn't think you were until today.
I come here daily and find that I'm can't help but to be an asshole, because of issues like this. If it isn't you trying to make sense out of outlawing illegal uzi's it's someone else wanting to rebrand America.
Frankly I'm tired of being an asshole, and when I feel that I have to be an asshole to you and you are an asshole back, I figure It's time for me to leave.
Contrary to popular belief, I really don't like being an asshole, I don't like being an asshole to my friends, and I don't like it when my friends are assholes to me.
Buying an Uzi because it's cool.... Bro, I think you've watched Echo play grand theft auto one too many times.
Good luck with the monkeys.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz........
For the record, I'm pro gun rights too. Don't own one but don't think I shouldn't be allowed to have one....
Who is Alex Jones btw?
Alex Jones is a nut-job far right radio talk show host and conspiracy theorist. He's a real scumbag.
People who pick one sentence out of a post and turn it into a post flame war instead of having a sense of humor?
p.s. I've spent way too much time reading this today. (guessing I'm a 77 huh?)
Dave, you honestly say that you shoot snakes with a handgun?
Johnny is dead on. Handguns were made for one purpose. Concealment. They have only one real-world use. Shooting people.
Damn, I should have let this thing get back on course. Good one nihil.
Of course, non of us really believe Dave has finished "supporting" this blog.
nihil, welcome aboard......
now you have to tell us a bit about yourself or choose an icon...
These are jokes. Jeez...
I don't really have a dog in this fight, but I do have to set one thing straight ... to those of you that find it impossible to believe that handguns are used for shooting snakes, etc ... you are flat-out wrong. It is commonplace to carry a handgun when out in the desert of Arizona to shoot snakes or any other dangerous wildlife you happen upon. Who the hell wants to drag a rifle around in the hot desert?
I would assume that this would be true in Utah, Colorado (E?) and Nevada as well. Why is it so hard to believe that Dave would use it that way in Wyoming? How about Montana? or Idaho? or Texas?
It happens, it's common, get over it. It's a big country people.
Now, where'd I put that penis permit?
JW--Dave was just throwing you in...don't worry, I've got ear plugs for us so that when Jon and Kate start talking we'll be able to tune them out ;-)
And maybe if someone throws Jay Leno in you can write him better lines than he's been spouting for years.
My list continues...
Billionaire NYC mayors who decide that since they can't tax the bridge crossings, decide to put up bike lanes and cut off chunks of city streets in spite. Bloomy, take your fucking terminals and get the fuck in the pit.
Bargain garbage bags. It's Hefty for me from now on.
You know what guns I want outlawed - water guns! Fucking super soakers are destroying the parks. If I wanted to shower, I'd stay in the tub. And what fucker decided water guns should hold more water than the Central Park reservoir.
PS - Tim, E you are cracking me up. You deserve to go into the treehouse of heaven.
"Penis permit." Tim is en fuego today.
Jay Leno ......... Into The Pit!
OK, how about people who shoot dangerous wildlife they happen upon.
Not sure what goes on in the Treehouse of Heaven.
E, you wanna go up first?
I will, but not without my penis.
Make sure that thing's fully loaded and properly holstered. I wouldn't conceal it, though ... it sounds like a place where you might start blasting as soon as you enter the room.
I'm right behind you, E. Don't worry, I'll back in.
Just remember that I'm there. The last thing I want is for you to forget where I am, turn around, and blast me in the back of the head.
Baier, it's not about the garbage bag brand--it's about the thickness* (the closer to 1.0 mil, the better)
*that's what she said
Ah, and here I thought it was about the decimal point. $4.99 for 100 bags.
Here I thought it was a house of honor. But it's much funnier where you've taken it.
My 2 cents:
90% of all gun related crime involves a handgun.
DUH, you can't fit a 30.06 with a scope in the waistband of your pants...
depends on how baggy you wear your pants....and what else you happen to be packing.
Such as - a penis!
that's where I was going with that...
glad to see someone caught my train of thought!
Sarcky, your train of thought never leaves the one track it's always on.
Tickets? tickets? Get your tickets out ...
Sarcky? Thinking about Penises? What has the world come to...
People that feel the need to roast Vegetarians every time they get on a soap box.
get in the pit. You remind me of people that think Gay marriage will make you cheat on your wife. Burn fuckers
fill....geez, you're just proving JW's (humorous) point.
Be a vegan, be a vegetarian, whatever. I respect your choice to eat a meat-free diet.
However, your choice to deprive yourself of foods that drip in an oh so juicy non-sugary manner when you bite into them does not give you the right to lecture me about animal cruelty, etc. If I want veal, I'm eating veal--the poor thing already died for me, so *not* eating him would be even crueler. The only thing crueler than killing an animal for food would be letting his meat rot on some store shelf, keeping him from fulfilling his reason for existing.*
(I don't wear fur...I do wear leather)
I already eat a fairly red meat free diet because of budget restrictions--and poor people the world over would tear into a steak with me if given the chance (okay, minus the Hindu population). A steak is a treat and I'm not going to feel guilty about it.
I had a teacher who lectured us daily about how we all should have been eating nothing but veggies--not his job, btw...wasn't a health teacher, nor a science teacher. The only thing he did was make me immune to gross stories of the meat industry.
*my belief system...when was the last time someone got their kid a cute fuzzy cow as a pet for Christmas or Easter?
**tongue in cheek for most of this--don't go all crazy on me
Cry babies that can't be disagreed and change from your best friend to your worst enemy in the blink of an eye...
People leaving behind dog piles... no matter if your tiny fluffy bastard shit's got the size of an olive, it stinks and is slippery when someone steps on it as well as a big dog's sofa-like pile of crap.
Cute girlish dogs...
People who walks pitbulls unleashed. They should be castrated so their genes stop spreading. One evening I was strolling with my daughter, going back home and all of a sudden a mastodontic pitbull came from out of nowhere, carrying a skate board in his mouth and running like hell. First reaction I had was pick my baby up and prepare for the worse...
The dog crossed turn right in a dark street and went away.
One and a half minute later came this guy, 80's skateboarder look, with a mini-me 6 year-old son and asked me if I had seen his dog.
"Yep," I said, "he took this way to Main Street and turned left... I have heard some screeches of car breaking and a yelp... I wouldn't expect for the best if I were you"
Hahahaha... the guy almost had a heart attack. I hope someone who actually can take proper care of a dog has found that pitbull... or maybe the dog pound guys...
People who walk slower than a snail on the sidewalk. (especially teenagers)
Teenagers on a side walk, walking shoulder-to-shoulder in groups of 5 or more, preventing everyone who walks at least 5% faster than a slug to use the side walk.
Mmmm ... roasted Vegetarians. Thanks for the idea, fill.
Is that a meat, or a vegetable?
"If I want veal, I'm eating veal--the poor thing already died for me, so *not* eating him would be even crueler. The only thing crueler than killing an animal for food would be letting his meat rot on some store shelf, keeping him from fulfilling his reason for existing."
Sarcky, you cracked me up now... I have told just the same to one of my English teachers who were lecturing me about animal cruelty and how being a carnivore is bad...
On the other hand... I went to a vegan restaurant to check it out. You can't say bad about what you don't know, right?
- God damn, salt is a mineral, not an animal... you could use some... seasoning herbs, garlic, pepper, all of that are vegetable and edible, for fucks sake. It adds taste on the food.
- When you boil a vegetable, please, boil until it's chewable... eating crispy beans are not pleasant.
Is veganism a movement against tasty food? Is it?
I eat grilled vegetarians every weekend when I light up my vegetable-coal powered grill... I love a rare veggie... a little blood coming out and painting the rice in my plate in shades of red when I cut it... the sweet aroma...
It's almost porn to me.
I'd never heard of the "Gay marriage will make you cheat on your wife" theory. I have no idea what that means.
Vegetarians can be so touchy. I bet they taste like chicken.
Assholes that take minimum wage jobs because they can't or won't try to do anything else and then act like the assholes they are because they don't like their jobs.....
Fucking idiots that want to blast their brand of "music" out the car windows so loud that it hurts 5 blocks away....
Clueless fucks that won't get out of my way when I'm in a hurry....
Level one support.....
Into the Pit you cretins!
Television used to be a world where we could get lost in a fantasy of what could have been. People lived more exciting lives, had more money, better toys, better existences. Reality TV is nothing more than putting your less exciting next door neighbor on television in the hopes that he can exploit his 15 minutes of fame, while guaranteeing that you recollect the meaning of the shallow end of the gene pool. Reality shows are a breeding ground for tabloid journalism and future playboy applicants. Has the world gotten so bad that instead of wanting to watch people who have it better than us, we now want to watch the scourge of humanity just to make us feel better? Save yourself the $80 a month in cable bills, and buy a set of binoculars! I think I need a shower.