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Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just have to go. And if you have to go and you're watching a good movie, deciding when to make a run for the bathroom could be difficult.

You don't want to miss something good.

Now you don't have to.

RunPee.com reviews movies for the specific purpose of giving you the 'all clear' when it's okay to hit head. Like the above review for Star Trek. A movie I finally plan to see this weekend. According to runpee, about 50 minutes in to the movie you'll have a good 3 minutes to go relieve yourself without missing much Star Fleet action.

It's nice to know I can bring a large soda into the movies once more.

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I held 700 ml of soda during LOTR - The Two Towers. I had the need to go, but it was not a urge... until those bastards had broken a dam and started pouring water all around... God.Damn.It.
I was sweating, crossing my legs, praying, pretending I was in a desert--and that made me think of water again....
I was in a huge theater, in the very last row. And it was the last room, far far away from the bathrooms...
I heroically held it for I don't know how many time, I simply lost the link with reality, I was in an ethereal zone.
Ending the session, not mentioning how far I was from the exit door, we had to go out through the fire exit, because the whole damn cinema was closed, and I needed to walk one thousand and two hundred and don't know how many more steps (I stopped counting...) to reach the shopping mall's toilet and stay there for five minutes re-enacting the broken dam scene, hearing voices in my head shouting "Break the dam!! Release the river!!" It was almost orgasm!

Also, I have watched Titanic (eewwww) 3 times on the theater... Not that I like the movie, au contraire, but I can say I haven't seen it whole if I join all the scenes I have watched altogether...
First I went with some friends who had tickets for the premiere. 2 hours of beer while waiting the session start made me spend more time out than inside the room.
The two other times I went, the first I was with my girlfriend #1 and the other with my girlfriend #2. Both times I waited for them to arrive having lots of beer... As a result, 1/3 of the time on the bathroom, 1/3 watching that shit and another 1/3 sleeping during the boredom of that trash...

And last, but not least, I went to watch a rerun of City of God, and that time I had drank two 600 ml coke bottles... I have done my business on the empty bottle, which I properly disposed on the bathroom as I went out.

If I've learned something from that, I surely forgot it, because I always take a large soda with me--just because they don't allow beer into the movies...

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 20, 2009 9:24 AM.

This is great. It will especially be useful when they get to "reviewing" (more) kids movies...Guess I'll have to pay attention the few times I make it to the movies to possibly make additions to the database.

said Dan on May 20, 2009 10:33 AM.

I had the same problem during Watchmen.

I should have thrown out the soda I bought. It was my downfall.

said Baierman on May 20, 2009 10:52 AM.

Very cool. I can use this.

said E on May 20, 2009 11:36 AM.

Leo paid to see Titanic 3 times.

heh heh heh heh.

I say just piss in your Coke cup.

The secret to pissing in public is how you hold your head and eyes. You never look down. You never turn for cover or head to a corner, you just whip it out, provide un-noticable cover like a cowboy hat or a jacket and go. I've been pissing in public since 1985 and have only been caught once.
It was during a Christmas parade and wouldn't have been noticed if the steam hadn't given it away. Needless to say that was the last time our small town asked me to sit in as Santa Clause.

said Dave on May 20, 2009 1:07 PM.

What a buncha girls. Sheesh, go see an Urologist.

said FSogol on May 20, 2009 1:08 PM.

Actually Dave, paid twice... In the first time I went to the cinema with free premiere tickets...
The two others were to amuse the girls... ok, I bought 4 tickets... two for each session. But I had benefits from that torture later at night...

When I pissed in the theatre I just slid a little to the front, adjusted the position and sent it... I was the only one in a range of three or four rows of seats. No problem with disguising there.

FSogol, it's not a matter of seeing a urologist, it's a matter of overloading your bladder way over its capacity. You'll need to see one if you don't have the need of pouring out when it's clear that you drank way over the amount you can hold inside...

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 20, 2009 1:21 PM.

What, it's not manly too need to urinate - "Real men can hold it!" ?
If you're watching Titanic, or any period movie, pretty much you can take a piss break at any time. Nothing's gonna happen. Plus you know the frikkin boat's gonna sink.

said E on May 20, 2009 4:50 PM.

That's why I didn't bother going out during that 10-hour-long on-screen torture... Went to a pee, puffed a cigarette and got back... no big deal about how long I stood outside.

Good thing is that I saw DiCaprio freezing to death 3 times... oh joy!

Kate Winslet was misplaced there... poor her... it was indeed a Blockbuster and helped her career, but she deserved a better film to get to be known worldwide.

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 20, 2009 5:04 PM.

"Account suspended."

No RunPee.com for you.

said Xander on May 20, 2009 5:04 PM.
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