As everyone knows, Jay Leno will be leaving The Tonight Show and Conan O'Brien will be taking the hallowed mantle and making the show funny again.
I was looking for a list of Jay's vintage cars. I glanced at his Wikipedia page and caught something odd. A glimpse of something weird in my periphery. I'm not making this up. Here's a screen-grab:
Those kids with the computers. Rascals!
I'm pretty sure Jay wasn't popped for boosting a corpse from the morgue in hopes for creepy intercourse. Or drug possession for that matter. Maybe I missed that day on CNN.
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Damn.
I'd better head back to campus and retrieve my thesis "The Changing Face of Television Comedy in the 21st Century: A Study of Necrophilia in Hollywood" before I have the defend it.
Good Hustle Tim. That's why I did my thesis on Pedophilia in American Colonial Literature. It's just easier to stick with the classics you know?
"What is necrophilia?"
"That's when someone jumps on your dead belly and busts your balloon!"
UPDATE: Believe it or not, Jay's alleged sordid activities have already been removed from Wikipedia.
You are welcome Mr. Leno.