Your friend's birthday is coming up. Oh, let's call him Bob. Bob's always been a little freaky, he's even been to one or two S&M clubs. And he's mentioned he's looking for a new set of bar stools. Eureka! The Stake Chair could be just the thing. Based on a medieval torture device called the "Judas Cradle", it's sure to steer the conversation in an entirely unexpected direction at the next mixer.
PS: This is a Judas Cradle. Not really sure if this is SFW, but you can probably imagine it, right?
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I'm sure of all the ladies who bring their children over for playdates would love to see a couple of those in my kitchen!
It does remind me of this product called The Cone..Have you seen that one, Jellio? Now that one, I'm sure the mommies would *love* to see!
Ah, as advertised in the sidebar of YBNBY....
you know, Kate, as in Prince William's sig other, supposedly has one of those...
and you always see her smiling...
hmmm.....
Yup, I know the cone. Could be a nice accessory to a couple of Stake chairs. Sort of a theme room.
Throw down a couple of liberators and the ladies will never leave, Jellio..
and make the stool vibrate while you're at it.
And can you make it pink..? Cause I'm not loving the medieval wood tone at all..
I agree, pink would definitely work better for me. And maybe something sparkly in the seat part, YEAH
maybe make the whole seat sparkly in suspension--like the old superballs from the grocery store gumball machine....you know what I mean?
we could use them to decorate the PFC treehouse...
These would go great with a nice set of Jellio Gummi Lights.
Everything goes with Gummi lights!
Good idea Sarc-tastic One! The PFC treehouse needs a bit of class
Ah, but it has us--so it already has class!
And now that Cindy has suggested the pricier luxury toys...well, it puts Candy Spelling's place to shame...
(she has a gift wrapping room...you think she has a sex toy room?)
Yes, yes indeed. Class a la Beavis and Butthead (but with brains and boobs)
I'm gonna say that no she doesn't have a sex toy room. But she may have wrapped a few in her gift wrapping room
I'll take your word for it.
You come up with the best lines Sarcky, that Beavis and Butthead one still cracks me up
thanks!
"The PFC treehouse needs a bit of class."
Well! What the hell am I here for then?
You're the reason it needs some extra class....it all evens out...
Hey now, that was uncalled for ...
Vicky, you know what to do.
I'm sorry--what I meant to say was that it needs more class to get it up to your high standards.
yeah, that's right.
Oh, well ... of course, I believe you then.
that's it monkey, you're so getting feathered!