If there's one thing I hate, it's the hippopotamus. But the one thing I hate more are all the know-it-all trivia buffs who like to state (loudly and boastfully) that the hippo is the most dangerous animal in the world, besting even the lion for that title. We get it. You read books. Congratulations. I'd give you a medal but I'm too busy getting laid and enjoying my blissful ignorance.

If you're feeling like an outsider to the world of random trivia, there is a solution. Fact Unchecked lists a bunch of truly useless facts that are, in fact, not facts. They're made up. But they sound completely plausible. (I can see Val Kilmer signing a minor league contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.)